Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
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morgan_5230 0
that is absolutely disgusting! at least you found the butter.
minorixxxx 0
Oh gross >_< Your dog didn't mean it ._.
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Comments (56)
minorixxxx 0
Oh gross >_< Your dog didn't mean it ._.
foodlord 5
As soft as butter...
Orion1434 5
Guess its a..."bread spread"! :D
morgan_5230 0
that is absolutely disgusting! at least you found the butter.
jelatinwaffle 2
Agree with #2 And ew. That sucks
Poasters82 0
That sucks like crazy, but it's hardly a reason to FYL, just wash it and look forward to TOMMOROWS good night of sleep :p And hey! Atleast u got the butter back :)
lawlita 0
Yeah, now OP has something to butter his bread with :3
keylimepieee 0
wash it. it'll probably make it comfier anyhow.
stiles_fml 0
yawn
ButterFly_16 0
Gross!!! Does it smell like butter?
Kzee 0
That's what you get for having a stupid dog....but FYL anyway. Happy dry cleaning!
MissEventide 0
That sucks, but Y(kinda)DI for letting your dog on your bed, ew.
Kiquick 0
I'm with #9. You can always expect the unexpected every once in a while with a pet that roams around the home including your bed.