Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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cutycat136 28
From having many pets and going through the same type of experiences, I'm sorry op. Hope your dog is alright and doesn't do it again anytime soon.
91hayek 31
IT'S A SPEW-TIFUL MORNING! Sorry man, hope the dogs okay. I'd rather slip in spew than shit to be honest. Little mercies.
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Comments (65)
Trin_Tran 26
I hope you and your dog are both okay.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Why is this thumbed down?
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Almost every comment on here is thumbed down. Lol
EclipseCandy6 24
I'm wondering the same thing
cutycat136 28
From having many pets and going through the same type of experiences, I'm sorry op. Hope your dog is alright and doesn't do it again anytime soon.
RainTears 15
Star Wars The Canine Wars 2: Dogs Strike Back
hippodankamus 22
Life is ruff. Sorry OP.
Fymlife 14
Must have been a SLIPPERY situation! Ha! No, anyone, ok...
EvilTurtle 35
No.
abNormal62 23
I hope you apologized to him for that, he was saving it for later
KitchKraft 21
I hope you had a nice trip op. See you next fall.
erizonkim 17
umm no just no
UnluckyLatina 22
Yes
KitchKraft 21
Really? Nothing? Dang, at least I tried.
kakabloom 9
Woah man. Are you okay? I hope you took a shower and felt better after. Did your dog eat something funny? You should take your dog to the vet if he/she throws up again. Anyways, I hope your day was/is going to be balanced out with something good happening!
lolhailsatan 23
This is literally the nicest comment ever and it's getting thumbed down, the **** is wrong with yall
Cads1 24
How nice, your dog left you a present.
cappellaaa 23
Poor puppy! But, that sucks so bad, I'd probably cry. Hope all is well!!
hedgedcats 19
The only time you would want your dog to eat their vomit :/ FML OP!