Today, my boyfriend found a movie he loved on Netflix. He was so excited to show it to me and was certain I'd love it. I didn't have the heart to tell him what I really thought of White Chicks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
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Top comments
SabriLittleRed 25
White Chicks is a great movie (:
BlackFames 16
You don't have the heart to tell him that it was a hilarious movie, and you loved every second of it? That doesn't make any sense.
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Comments (44)
Flaptrap 8
Did you throw a bf?
incoherentrmblr 22
...b!tch fit?
incoherentrmblr 22
Well... what did you think of it?...
jazzy_123 20
uhh that it's awesome duhh!
feelingold 18
I laughed so hard it gave me a hernia
feelingold 18
ugh. I'm trying to respond to Alan but it put my comment in the wrong place. sort it out Alan!
SabriLittleRed 25
White Chicks is a great movie (:
DoubleJay95 13
I'm curious what don't you like about white chicks? I thought it was pretty funny throughout
CallMeMask 23
It's just a movie. He should just respect your opinion on it.
gruvychild 17
Dumb, duh dumb, dumb, dumb!!!! What has this site become?!!
BlackFames 16
You don't have the heart to tell him that it was a hilarious movie, and you loved every second of it? That doesn't make any sense.
Ashamed_Sister 60
It seems not everyone gets the irony of #8.
BlackFames 16
I feel... misunderstood.
notabeachbabe 13
It was a hilarious movie but I don't get the point of not being able to be honest.. after all it is just a movie, an amazing movie, but a movie none the less.
glabberfasted 16
Oh the deception! The betrayal!
Vanshikap 24
what did you think? white chicks was funny.
adnanrm18 12
I don't know whether I should hit YDI or YLS for this one.
lexi365 20
Why not both?
Crazynocatlady 22
*Cue Mexican music*