Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am when the guy in the show I was watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Insecure man babies like that will only get worse, you're better off to find a real man and not a man child!
DLBL 23
Sheesh, what a baby he is.
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DLBL 23
Sheesh, what a baby he is.
Charlie Given 28
Insecure man babies like that will only get worse, you're better off to find a real man and not a man child!
FluffythePink 23
If he won't go to therapy then he needs to leave. Partners like this are exhausting and generally tend to turn controlling (he's already doing this by policing what you are watching) if not abusive. He either starts work on fixing himself or you bounce. Don't make the mistake of wasting any more time with this attitude than you absolutely have to.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
He really puts the “boy” into boyfriend.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I think both parties are at fault here. If you know your boyfriend is that insecure, you shouldn't have said anything. At the same time, he needs to grow a pair and realize you're an adult. I'm sure he salivates over actresses sometimes.