Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Ruffclue 9
I better read another Fml from the man and his lady
LAX4life56 1
She's a screamer o.o
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Comments (200)
Ruffclue 9
I better read another Fml from the man and his lady
n_epic_fail 14
I'd rather it turn out I'm **** blocking than it have really been a man attacking a woman...
nofearjenshere 12
I hope they do post one so I can vote YDI.
lifeguardd 0
You ruined free hardcore sex..
JumbledGirl 2
...only in cali
blackheart24 10
Today, I was attacked by a stranger while trying to do the nasty with my fiancé in a romantic alley. FML.
a_purple_orange 4
Anyone who said he deserved it, deserves a firing squad. Think about what that means if he deserved it.
williamh327 5
Hahah Hero Fail!
kyarush 10
At least you had the balls to help if it was a man attacking a woman, most people won't do anything.
gamercanadian 11
OP is the biggest **** block ever.
miz_kamakazi 11
Just moderated the FML for the fiancé on this story. Woo hoo!
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Did he shoot you with his gun?...
danni218 1
No good deed goes unpunished...
fromthesuck 8
No sex shenanigan goes unpunished
RedPillSucks 33
Doesn't matter, had...., oh wait.
Annpop 1
152 i friqin hate dat comment so thank you but it was not needed
Annpop 1
Aww thats sweet of u.. At least u manned up and went to help her even though that was not the situation...... Don't hesitate to do that again if it ever happens because one could actually be in danger.... So what u did was right :)
twisted_cherub 14
I was attacked in front of a gas station, under the canopy lights, with 5 witnesses. All of them gave statements later, none helped me in the moment. You're a good person, OP.
TunechiXXL 0
82 - When you classify sex as "doin the nasty" it should be **** YOUR Life
DarylAndrew 2
You basically killed someone
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Since when does shoving involve murdering (aside from shoving off cliffs and such)?
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
If shoving equals murdering, I'm a serial killer.
X_Codes 11
I think he was referring to the cockblocking.
hawkey126 0
I think he meant like preventing a kid from being conceived? Maybe? Stupid joke anyways...
DarylAndrew 2
That's what I meant 30
Sniperkid07 6
I'm a murderer. :)
CookieGirl4ever 13
I love your picture 26.
gothiccandy 9
Clearly you're young and don't realize that not all sex doesn't lead to babies, OP never said if the couple had any sort of protection.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Whats this talk about murder now....? *sharpens knife*
EvilLilCupcake 10
#2. Doesn't that mean you kill every time you jack off? Or do you not understand what happens when you do the five knuckle shuffle?
XtraEzeee 8
Five knuckle shuffle, that's a new one. Bravo, sir, bravo. EDIT: mam'
XtraEzeee 8
Five knuckle shuffle, that's a new one. Bravo, sir, bravo.
lavantant 3
106, try not using double negatives, it cancels your point...
94yhy 8
Whose ally was she in? Or did you help because she was in the same ally as you?
KrazieKleo 13
Wow, that must have been an awkward situation for both parties. Wonder what they said to OP.
hurtandabused 7
It makes me happy that op is such a good person. He wanted to make sure she wasn't being hurt. Thankfully it wasn't an attack but if it had been he is a truly great human being
Guren 0
At least you tried to help. Most people walk away because they're scared.
downtime 13
13, True, but still completely oblivious.
KairoFallin 0
13- It would have been cool if it was an attacker because he would saved a girl and probably gotten lucky, or get his ass kicked. Either one works.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Well, I would rather have someone push someone innocent off me than ignore it and get raped.
ladyLALAA 29
131 if you almost got raped I'm sure you wouldn't be helping anyone get lucky too soon. I commend OP for his bravery, there should be more people like you out there!
datoismyname 22
Definitely awkward. "um sir you can proceed with uh what you were doing. Nothing to see here"
awthmt 6
Im sure they were thrilled...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
They were doing it in public for a reason, they obviously wanted the op to join in ;o
WOGBRO 6
Well it's a good thing she went to go have a look.
sexyb23 5
:)
LAX4life56 1
She's a screamer o.o
amrik 11
And op is a **** block
KiddNYC1O 22
A hero at heart.
ShadesOfBlue5 9
Alley*
lovertolover 4
Sad how you were her knight in shining armor instead of her fiancée ?
thisiscat 14
No.
traze 7
Threesome?! Yes, yes?! No okay...
TheElderTROLLZ 15
"No threesome, but if you bring a fourth person... Count us in!" (I know I fail)
batummshakalaka 1
Awkward... But you did the right thing. Well, if he was attacking her.