Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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raven_of_azarath 35
What was OP supposed to do? Let a puppy roam unsupervised for 8-9 hours? As long as the crate is an appropriate size, it isn’t cruel to crate train a dog.
saberjpg 6
So, you cleaned her crate before you cleaned her, and also let her roam the house covered in poop? Well, on the plus side, you now know that you aren't the brightest bulb in batch, and that knowledge probably has some value in it.
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ojosRojos 28
Awww poor pup :( and poor you! Sorry you all had to go through that. Hope she’s feeling better!
saberjpg 6
So, you cleaned her crate before you cleaned her, and also let her roam the house covered in poop? Well, on the plus side, you now know that you aren't the brightest bulb in batch, and that knowledge probably has some value in it.
ewilkes91 11
If you read it says “after I cleaned HER up.”
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Yes, It says that After they cleaned up the dog the husband found the mess. The way it is written it does sound like the dog was allowed to roam and so tried to clean itself up, threw up in the bedroom, then got cleaned up by the OP and then later the husband found the mess, since a puppy locked in a crate is clearly not throwing up in the bedroom. The other option is that the OP idiotically decided to let a puppy she now knows has an upset stomach roam around the house unsupervised after washing them and then the dog threw up from having tried to clean itself while in the crate.
raven_of_azarath 35
It’s possible they cleaned the puppy up, and she went and threw up what she tried to lick clean while still in the crate.
Burle 17
YDI for choosing to have an animal live inside your house
tmj25789 23
And you don't ever deserve an animal.
Burle 17
I have animals, they live outside... because they're animals
Josee Beauregard 5
Wow, hateful much?
Burle 17
No hate, just a simple truth
404wan 19
for a moment i read this wrong and thought your husband puked all over everything so... at least your husband didn't puke!
Cat E. Salazar 9
YDI for locking up the poor pup for hours at a time while you go to work
raven_of_azarath 35
What was OP supposed to do? Let a puppy roam unsupervised for 8-9 hours? As long as the crate is an appropriate size, it isn’t cruel to crate train a dog.
Josee Beauregard 5
That's how you train a puppy.... do you know what happens if you leave then loose all day by themselves? Might as well take a 3 hour nap while your toddler plays quietly.
fde2blknimout 18
You should be locked in the crate for 9 hours after being force fed exlax