Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TransitionCovert 6
F the dogs life
decko44 7
Parenting fail.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
likasumboooodi 0
deeeeeeyum! I would honestly yell at my mom if she did that and then if she grounded me for that I would throw the chocolate bar at her.
onecrazybitch 0
How would you do that if she fed it to the dog? ^.^
sandra5897 0
Lame!!
emanonv 3
You got yelled at for your mother's problem????
Macgirl126 0
How the F did your Mom not know dogs cannot have chocolate!?!?! That's just pure stupidity!
dyble95 0
Wow, does no one know what the word stupid means?! It has nothing to do with the amount of knowledge you have.
iamyourgod 3
True, but there is a very, very strong correlation between your intelligence and your knowledge, almost making them equal. Now does that mean an African who has never went to school is stupid because he can't solve an algebraic equation, no. Does that mean someone living in an educated society hasn't picked up on basic facts is stupid, yes.
joee182 3
**** you 28 stop being a troll how would you feel if your dog ate something that could kill them? stupid looking douche i hope you get hit by a car then butt raped by a hobo. i hope you die.
ikickgingers 15
You can reply to the comment... Just saying.
wow_whaat 2
Don't you know? Parents are always right...
sstewart0072 11
ok dogs can eat chocolate mine does all the time and he's perfectly healthy
Okayitwasme 0
Don't own pets if you can't respect them! You have a computer! Get educated! Some people are so dumb. That's like saying you gave a kid meth and he is fine! The first time, second time but never every time! Their bodies don't process well!
DeWane 0
pony grandma owns 21 dogs and has given at least half of them chocolate none
RoseCrystal 17
tell her the grounding is invalid since she is an idiot for almost killing your dog.
cmtexx03 0
Raisins are ten times more poisonous to dogs just as poinsettia plants are toxic to cats.
leonhart47 6
Anyone saying they feed their dogs chocolate and that it's fine; you don't deserve to have dogs. Chocolate contains theobromine, which although harmless to humans, is highly poisonous to dogs. Small amounts may not cause your dog harm, but intentionally feeding it chocolate on a regular basis will cause major health problems as the poison never leaves the dog's body once it has been digested. OP, glad to hear your dog is okay at least.
Lizzy500 16
Yes, it does leave the body. It's not a heavy metal.