Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
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TransitionCovert 6
F the dogs life
decko44 7
Parenting fail.
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Comments (92)
Vash_41288 10
Ah man that hits close to home had people over today and my dog was in his cage some have him chocolate. I am pissed lucky his a fairly big dog and he will be ok , his just under the weather. :(
flockz 20
feed her wood chips muahahaha.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Logically, she would blame it on the dog then.
MsMeiriona 2
Wood chips? We eat enough wood pulp as it is.
sweetgurlxox447 0
why didnt you tell her?!? whyyyyy!
21jason 9
Copying much?
rabbittboi 18
And all this time I thought offering no-strings oral was the pinnacle of flattery...
Sarah_moustache 9
Shouldn't she know that?
ohmandapants 17
It's her dog too, shouldn't she have been aware herself? Besides, I thought that was common knowledge anyway. People who don't do research beforehand should not be allowed to own animals.
VeganVampyre 27
Thank you! This is one of the smartest comments I've seen on here. I've never understood why that's so difficult for people. If you want a pet, learn to take proper care of it first!!! That should be common sense.
ohmandapants 17
They said ONE of. Don't take away my glory! :-)
torianab 7
Thank God your pup is okay. Just to be on the safe side, get on the net or call your vet and find out what not to feed your dog, so you'll be aware. Your Mom felt bad and had to place it on someone. I bet that's all.
Okayitwasme 0
There's a thought!!
tingway 4
dogs shouldn't be consuming human food anyway. there's a reason why dog food was invented.
marinus_fml 20
Hahah? Herp a Derp what did dogs eat before dog food was invented? :O
tylerrahl 2
dog food is more expensive, they used to just have scraps. chocolate doesnt do anything
Jaxx66 21
Raw meat.... Not our processed foods. Herp-a-derp. The chemicals we put in our food is harmful to animals (and ourselves) long term.
iamyourgod 3
Ya, because it's cheap. A dog really should be eating animals. Giving your dog a steak is more natural than the chicken flavored grain that is dog food. Any human food is fine for a dog, and if it isn't, it really should not be eaten by humans either...mcdonalds. Feeding dogs chocolate is similar to feeding humans peanuts. Some will be fine, but other will drop dead.
white16sox 19
108 except all dogs are intolerant with chocolate. Some just will have a reduced life span other will drop dead. Peanuts aren't something all humans are allergic too.
jayebird66 5
Indeed!
selena2314 3
Issues... well good luck to you and the dog considering the anger your mom has....
iloveweed69 7
your moms stupid
jellyD 1
I agree. Good thing her genes are recessive to OP!
pretty_coin 11
Look, that REALLY sucks, it wasn't your fault whatsoever, but good thing its not worse case scenrio. Atleast the dogs okay, I mean, if the dog HAD died and she STILL grounded you, for not telling her, and blamed the dogs death on you, that'd have been horrible!