jacky tu
United States
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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SchoolFMLs
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Giraafe
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
crimsoncon
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
gothchick201013
Dayton, United States
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Top comments
Tewpawn 4
you sick person. poor dog.
MAGNAVOX 0
Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?
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Comments (133)
Tewpawn 4
you sick person. poor dog.
tribridags 0
I agree
sapphirestar 0
I agree too.. Op ytdi.
zoraman5 3
******* OP, dogs have feelings too!
Fumo 0
OP, you are a dick. I hope your dog ***** in your bed.
hosscat74 0
that's why you should of gotten a hamster or a baby koala bear.
the_flirtt 0
you bastard !
babyjaguar96 0
what the hell is wrong with you? you might as well just commit suicide.
madarchod 0
shame on you OP, U should be hanged for such atrocious deed
ChrisSG 0
lol
Thawn 0
35. it's called a Koala! not a 'Koala Bear' !!
hosscat74 0
either way troll
GoLincecum 3
you guys shoulda went. it was a blast!
MissErikaHart 0
yea I heard snoop dogg was there
LeoFML 1
Hahaha, bravo! so funn---Get the **** out of here MissErika.
tweetbaby14 18
some people just try much too hard... and OP it's just a stupid dog if you really are that mad then make it "run away" or just take it out back and shoot it.
Turtle_Mode 0
I hope someone shoots you tweetbaby
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
stupid dog? maybe they have feelings, you should try getting some.
surferchick96 0
dude ikr! u totallyyyyy deserved it for not carring about ur own puppy!!!
xdeadxradiox 0
Wow #72! Feeling trollish today, are we?
beetman5 4
well, we're on the Internet. :D
MissErikaHart 0
61, go stand in front of the mirror and take pics like a girl
christa953 12
ydi for leaving your own dog alone on his/her birthday :(
Icyyy 0
Yea, that's ruff. :o
bryan4595 0
yea this guy is an ungrateful little bastard shame on you
josiejealousy 0
poor little puppy :(
zakkyzebra 11
make it up to it and perform ***********. works every time
Thawn 0
I ain't trollin mate. I'm an Aussie who takes it seriously.
hayden555 0
why would u throw ur DOG a birthday party?? I haven't had one in 12 years
OhMyHolyBalls 0
You sure missed out, OP. That party was wild!
hosscat74 0
well " mate " it's said both ways. why does it matter anyway?
CloneXD11 3
Haha, gg man
underguarded 20
gg?
beetman5 4
good game or some crap like that.
jocelyng_fml 0
It's maple story! :0
screwball111 0
eat the dog! I dare you hahahahah
iGrenade 0
i just hate idiots like you who keep using it wrong.
Jonkbaby 23
fourth!
the_flirtt 0
you bastard !
psaphier 9
you should show love to your bitch!
marleyvk 0
Well... now the dog wont come to your party! jeez. selfish people these days.
SeasonedLemur 5
hahaha you should have gone dog birthdays are the best! you get to drink from a bowl eat off the floor and shit in the garden.
daywalker26 0
nice!!
mama2b3 20
wow what a bitch! you dont go to ur own dogs birthday? how kind. ytdi!
moSpice 0
you have beautiful eyes mama
kxd 0
ydi for having a dog
SeasonedLemur 5
WRONG! dogs are awesome cats suck balls
I'madumbass 19
I agree with SeasonedLemur
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
YDI for ******* urself from the beginning, shouldn't have gone to all the other bday and u wouldn't be in this situation!
peachezthelette 22
Lmfao
xXshotsXx 0
Now I hope ur dog ***** all over ur bedroom.
Brittneyyyy 7
Poor dog, it was his special day and you ruined it. Way to go!
thatonename 7
That has got to be one of the most beautiful dogs I've ever seen. Sorry, just had to say something.
xkittyx 0
that is a beautiful dog o.o