Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
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TransitionCovert 6
F the dogs life
decko44 7
Parenting fail.
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Comments (92)
thatsvintage 6
I'm sorry your mom's a dumb ass.
ikickgingers 15
I'm sorry about your bangs.
TypicalTroll 0
You should have just gave the dog turkey! It is thanksgiving
athena143 0
Chocolate doesn't make your dog die. I can make them ill and that it.
RealChinese 7
@71 You're an idiot. If you feed a dog enough chocolate of course it'll die, like if you feed a human enough poison he could die too even if if it's weak. That being said, not everyone is knowledgeable about dogs and OP should have told his mother if he knew.
thebeachhh 0
You should have just told her..
cocoacondomzzz 0
She should never be allowed to own a dog!!!
metallicshadow 16
OP your mom is a retard
BeccaLovely 4
A dog will only die if it eats more than 3 pounds of chocolate..
SPAZATTACK216 7
what the **** that's so not true. Your dog could only die from that if it eats 3-4 pounds. I should know. we were worried about my dog Angel after she ate a chocolate bar but she threw up and was fine. Before you post something like this, get your facts straight.
Mitas 1
I think you need to follow your own advice. Did you know that large amounts of chocolate can poison people as well? 3-4 pounds of milk chocolate would poison a dog who is less than 120 pounds. Smaller dogs need only eat a fraction of that amount in order to become ill.
Okayitwasme 0
Some people shouldn't have pets!
FlyingWhisps 5
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
lionlvr 9
Wow..that's like, common knowledge. And how didn't you see her?!