Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
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TransitionCovert 6
F the dogs life
decko44 7
Parenting fail.
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Comments (92)
mintstashinurtea 5
your mother sounds like a stupid ****
bobsters 0
I remember a time when my boyfriend gave his dog penut butter. He looked like an old person eating candy
littlemaynadster 0
who doesn't know that dogs aren't supposed to eat chocolate..?
rainbowk97 1
actually chocolate will not kill a dog always. my cousins dog at two whole batches of chocolate chocolate chip cookies
hewro_failure 11
Actually I spoke with a vet the smallest amount of cocoa isn't bad for dogs but actually healthy ... Too much will kill the dog so it's still best not to give the dog any chocolate except white chocolate cause it doesn't have cocoa in it
Life_is_FML 22
Your mom is a bloody ******* idiot who should never have the responsibility of a goldfish let alone a dog or a child? No offense. Sort of.
Luv_bug45 0
A little chocolate won't kill the dog, it simply will make there heart rate temporarily a little bit faster.
nilla_waferrr 3
My dog ate so much chocolate (he found my Christmas candy) and he never got sick or anything. How much chocolate was your mom feeding your dog??
Brittanie Torres 11
I wish e could ground our parents for stupid shit like that
Lindsey Taul 9
most cases in medium to large dogs or fairly small amounts of chocolate less concentrated than dark chocolate dogs will have diarrhea, and possible projectile vomiting. Not usually a life or death thing. but that doesn't mean it hasn't happened or that chocolate is safe, so glad your pooch is all good.