Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
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Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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almost_there44 26
If you get grounded for something that mundane, I wonder what would happen if you do something like breaking curfew. Your mom should probably be taking discipline lessons from you.
Killswitchknot 20
Why would you get grounded for yelling at a dog? I couldn't imagine what the punishment would be for disciplining it
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Killswitchknot 20
Why would you get grounded for yelling at a dog? I couldn't imagine what the punishment would be for disciplining it
RichardPencil 32
Dogs don't like jokes. I do my standup act in front of my dog, and nothing, crickets! I bring out the cheese and she's my biggest fan!
almost_there44 26
If you get grounded for something that mundane, I wonder what would happen if you do something like breaking curfew. Your mom should probably be taking discipline lessons from you.
platinum9 16
That's a stupid thing to get grounded for.
Notesz_b 13
I'm sorry...What? Was she drunk? I'm lost. Follow-up is heavily needed here.
HollowMamba25 7
I understood that reference.
heatherrr17 19
Wow! How old r u!??
kirbo2 21
Haha, whoops
stellasue11 38
your mom sounds bitchy
tmj25789 23
If you were jokingly yelling language, did she jokingly ground you?