Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the hotel lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark, I instinctively turned to my left, thinking I was entering the bathroom, and fell down the stairs. Three of my teeth are missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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thejonac 21
to be honest, if you were so oblivious to people tying your shoes together, I don't think you were just cuddling and that probably wasn't appropriate in a lobby.
nesssy 16
How do you not notice someone tying your shoes.. you guys must be really into each other.
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Comments (38)
cheesyfeet2001 31
Shoe mad?
False_Stupidity 42
Would've worked better had you said "shoe mad bro?"
gamermonster 34
That was a jerk thing to do. I hope a dentist can put your teeth back in. FYL OP.
nesssy 16
How do you not notice someone tying your shoes.. you guys must be really into each other.
mjd02 15
sorry I did not mean to dislike your comment.
doodycakes 16
But I meant to dislike yours
KankriManatee 10
I clicked dislike on accident ;-;
mds9986 24
That suxth.
tin_cup 27
Brilliant!!!
Mightyrif 23
That someone deserves a double-punch to the face. One for each tooth. FYL OP
pstackz 14
who cuddles on the lobby's couch? YDI. lmfao
LostInTheZone11 29
I hope maybe you can see if there is severlance in the room to find the stealthy shoe tyer.
ADOG2645 17
I hope maybe you can see if there is spellcheck on your computer/phone.
thejonac 21
to be honest, if you were so oblivious to people tying your shoes together, I don't think you were just cuddling and that probably wasn't appropriate in a lobby.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Even if they were just cuddling, did they really have to do that in a lobby? Get a ****** room or something, no one wants to watch your gross love fest.
lunax_fml 14
maybe but the price shouldnt be losing your teeth
DraconicFeline 31
@22 Oh come on, I can understand that reaction to a full-on make out session, but cuddling is pretty harmless. If you don't like it look away.
batgirlandrobin 14
If you're that absorbed in each other in public you deserved a prank! Sorry about your teeth though - I don't imagine actual injury was the intention.
Magnoxidans 19
If you're in a public place so engrossed by each other that someone can crawl over to you and tug at your feet maybe that's an indicator that you should keep the public affection private? Not to defend the culprit but come on...