Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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Sheldaddy 0
I guess you've been getting your freak on
Doortje 30
You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?
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Comments (209)
tlccarino 0
that's just awesome!!
Rheannon 0
Man none of you have had braces. it takes forever to floss its frustrating And difficult. I hated it.
Maggithaaa 0
just because it's difficult doesn't mean you shouldn't do it!!! gross
jezzz111 0
That's gross op. I hope your dentist gave you a long talk about proper dental hygiene.
sallen0046 4
So your life is ****** because you not only aren't maintaining proper dental hygiene, but because you're one of those disgusting people that goes to the dentist/orthodontist without making a thorough check of what nastiness you have lodged in your hardware? It's not difficult to feel a hair in your mouth, braces or no braces. You deserve the humiliation for being nasty.
Smexi101 0
...that is just sick...brush next time, I had braces before and u can definitely feel when there is hair in them, check next time
Midnightfligh 0
Well we can guess what you were doing.
waldoo37 8
damn gving your bf a ********... nice
LittlexSparrow 0
ew..
baseballstar7 0
lol this made me laugh
cupcakecutiee95 1
well, at least your girlfriend got a shaving