Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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Top comments
pannap 0
agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....
yikes_fyl 0
yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...
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Comments (95)
Rainbowsareshiny 0
hmm well my friends and i made a promise that we wouldn't give head until we got our braces off, in order to prevent this. sigh. well at least you two learned right? haha ahem. sucks for you (#1 "or maybe not") ps. trim
pannap 0
agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....
yikes_fyl 0
yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...
boomer1986 8
Black and Decker, Pecker Wrecker!
k_tumble 0
How on Earth did that happen... I'v had braces but pubes never went anywhere near. You need to trim or something, you must be FULL of hair down there... and she needs to change her techniques.
Natalie2k8 6
I think your girlfriend, not you, should be saying f**k my life. Getting a hair in your mouth while giving a ******** is nasty enough!
pacmanaids 0
I can't believe anyone can sympathize with you. Guys want girls to shave, why would it be any different the other way around? Hair is gross man. And it's easier for guys to shave than girls, I don't understand why you guys insist on keeping a bush.
krty402 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it is not easier for a man to shave. without getting into details we have things moving around down there and it's not a flat area like a woman's.
ronton 4
Plus guys have hair above and below that area, so if we shave there it looks weird in comparison
dylly17 4
A ****** isn't flat...
sexual_girl 15
Please tell me you aren't serious...
MikaykayUnicorn 36
90 is technically right, vaginas don't have hair. Your ****** is not the entire genital area. Only the hole where menstrual fluid and children come out is the ******. The rest is called the vulva. Your vulva has hair. Your ****** does not.
heatherjay 0
time to do some manscaping, buddy.
lalalaloveit 0
win
Muscle_Car_Fan 0
nice
chillout_fml 0
shave that shit fool
Hugeness 0
Like #11 said, shave that shit. Girls don't wanna go looking through the jungle for Tarzan son.
funshit123 0
lol
mikeloyst 0
dude, you gotta loose the abe lincon. Keep it baby smooth when you have a girlfriend my man