Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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Sheldaddy 0
I guess you've been getting your freak on
Doortje 30
You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?
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Comments (209)
Digimonfreakk 0
that's gross. AHA.
LoverBoy02 0
Ahahahhaha!!
AngryVadge 0
@ post 12 she did floss...just used the wrong brand
cemummert 3
what have u been doing lately!
TayonaC 10
how did u no it was a pube? was it yours? how'd it get there? you nasty little thing lol. hopefully it wasn't the dentists.
kemar7856 0
WTF that means you had hair in there for hours or you were giving head right before going there
mendes1987 0
hahahaha
SpeechQween94 14
My friend and I read this and were saying excuses like "Umm... it's a mustache."
AgentCobra 5
Today, I had to pull a pubic hair out of one of my patient's braces. FML
REELAX_fml 0
next time u might wanna brush ur teeth after going down there :)