Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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Sheldaddy 0
I guess you've been getting your freak on
Doortje 30
You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?
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Comments (209)
kathy584 0
lol woa!!! hahahah don't worry, you're not alone and im only 14 yrs old giving head :)
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
…that's a good thing why? You don't need to brag about the fact that you're a *****.
SarahCrazy_fml 0
1. if you have braces it probably means you are young, therefore you deserve it for being a *****. plain and simple, hope your not the 1 out of 3 that gets an STD.
Muffinzz11 7
well I'm 18 and just got my braces off idk if that's young
theRovingMage 0
My college friend is 21 and still has her braces. My mom had them in her late twenties. Just because the OP has braces doesn't mean they're in their early teens.
Shasha_Bendan 2
i agree with 153. i had a teacher once who was in his 30's and still had braces.
5t3ff1k4h 47
155 - They may have gotten the braces on later in life. I've seen a woman in her 40s with braces. She'd been wearing them for a year. To the others - I got mine on when I was 14, I believe, and got them off at the end of grade 11 (so I had just turned 17). 18 isn't late to get them off, nor is it early. Most people get their braces on when all their teeth have come in, but really you can get the braces anytime during your life after you've stopped having teeth fall out/come in. Typically, they're on anywhere from a year (rare) to 5 years (also relatively rare). My sister was 11 when she got hers, and 13 when they were taken off.
baaaaaaabes13 0
what are you, a freaking teeth expert? shit, shut up.
5t3ff1k4h 47
166 - No, but thank you for confusing me with one. I simply listened to what my dentist/orthodontist had to say.
lilwaynesgirl 0
what did your dentist say???
persimmon 0
hahahaha
denvan 0
lmfao eww you seriously should be with ppl that shave or brush your teeth well
mx_17 0
ahh fyl...... can I have a bj!?
sculp91 0
bahahahaha
eric1152 0
Lol i can only imagine what my reaction would be "errr howed that get der?"
Jizwold 0
child molestation is funny
Laylaaaa_fml 0
HOW THE **** DID YOU MANAGE TO GET THAT THERE ?!?!?