mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
gjh
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
ledentist
Center Barnstead, United States
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Dominique Richards
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
fax4voice3
Brooklyn, United States
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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Sheldaddy 0
I guess you've been getting your freak on
Doortje 30
You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?
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Comments (209)
katy513 0
what. the. hell.
redark 0
someone got lucky to bad it wasnt me
lilwaynesgirl 0
haaaa mad funny lmaoo
daiissyyy 0
woahh!! what have you been doing?! haha .
Doortje 30
Take a wild guess.
bioboy725 10
she was eating lunch at that greasy old McDonald's.
iburppeopleup 0
win ^
Alienkiller 0
don't u brush ur teeth that's sick ydi
sapphirenite 0
Floss much?
madyeti 0
Either floss better next time, or help your SO trim/shave their pubes.
freddyisepic 2
i wonder how that got there....
lamarswilley 0
there's only 1 way
likesocoollike_fml 0
Yes there is only one way. She swallowed it through her anus and she shit it out with her mouth, and than it got stuck between her braces. DÛH
bioboy725 10
WÎN
CodeMan0712 5
dude ur boy had in be a retard to let u with braces blow him
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're the retard. It's perfectly fine to do. Braces are on the front of the teeth, and the wires (also on the front of the teeth) are cut short enough that they don't even poke you. Unless the guy's penis was poking between your teeth and your cheek, there's no issue. You don't use your freaking teeth when giving a *******.
Doortje 30
Ahh, don't be so hard on him Steff, he's never had one so he doesn't know what he's talking about.
04VWR32 6
sounds like you want to tell everyone how it's done.
5t3ff1k4h 47
60 - It's just common sense. Even people who hadn't given one before know how to give one, at least vaguely.
Doortje 30
Oooh, it was on tumblr? Then it MUST be true. Let's forget about common sense, experience etc., we have tumblr!
Lulu714 0
80/81 You're annoying, go away now.
breena25 0
#145, I'm SOOOOO terribly sorry if I'm annoying ; I thought I was being funny?? "hints the sarcasm go suck a c0ck and don't be a bitch to me cause u don't even know me
5t3ff1k4h 47
169 - You're being a hypocrite. You are being annoying. Can't take that fact? Too bad.
Dino1234 0
who said it was a guys??? think about that.
cls219 0
ew. who doesn't brush their teeth before going tithe dentist/after giving a *******?! tell your guy to shave too! YDI this made me giggle though.
Inspired22 11
That is DISGUSTING! I agree with other posters on here, brush your teeth better and this won't happen. How dirty did your mouth have to be for you to not notice a freaking pubic hair in your braces? Yuck!