Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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Sheldaddy 0
I guess you've been getting your freak on
Doortje 30
You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?
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Comments (209)
mintcar 10
Hahahahahahahaha! That's disgusting. Sucking dick a little too hard?
Dirtbikerchick 4
awkward, anyone?
ltsmark 0
Hot
slumppy 0
that's grody
debbster7 18
I've seen this fml before....
eftup 9
you should focus on sucking dick rather than eating pubes..
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
3rd attempt: Op- did the dentist puke on ya.... I believe the only thing that would top that would be if the dentist took a long look at it and the put it in HIS mouth!
JustJess666 0
maybe it was his... hmm ya never know.
zachary_uk 0
Oh god, i hope your a girl...LOL
Wazilla 0
#40 I've never had braces but my friends did and thier dentists told them not to brush there braced teeth.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hmm. That's incredibly strange and dumb advice. Brushing your teeth while you have braces is definitely a good thing. Do you want white stains where your braces were because your teeth turned yellow due to not brushing them? Naw, I didn't think so. You need to slightly modify how you brush your teeth (i.e. you have to brush them more, you have to change the way you floss, and you -should- use a WaterPik* or something similar to wash away excess food stuck in your braces). You're not to brush the actual brace, but the visible tooth above and below. * - A WaterPik is basically that rinse tube your dentists use at your regular check-up. It's better than simply putting water in your mouth and rinsing that way because it's got a higher pressure. It literally sprays food away. I've never used one, but I was told that I was to brush my teeth after every meal (3 times a day) and if I can't brush, to rinse well; I was also told to floss with some contraption thing that I found hard to use.
Inspired22 11
61, I had braces for five years, and dentists and orthodontists EMPHASIZE brushing your teeth while having braces. They show all the new kids getting braces horrific pictures of people who don't take care of their teeth while wearing braces, and how it can result in holes in their teeth--even the very middle of your front teeth (just where the braces sat.) I can't think of a dental professional in the world that would ever recommend you don't brush your teeth--and floss.
crazyaces89 7
mouthwash?