Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
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Mystifyin3 1
...and u still call him your boyfriend?
justsayfuck 5
Are you sure he is her FAKE boyfriend?
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Comments (111)
awhsum 0
Wow what a jerk
shirogoma 0
^ Agreed, what an insensitive jerk. This shows how much he actually cares about you. I'm sorry about this, but you really should reconsider your relationship with him.
woosah 16
you should have told him to stay and just pose as her real boyfriend
st0815 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If it was something real, I'd agree - but there is no such thing as a "one year anniversary celebration" with a boyfriend. This is not a real event. He is going with his ex because OP is too clingy.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
hmm free thank you sex or 1 year anniversary sex... tough choice but I think you made the right one
LittleMissSusie 0
He's probably a jerk, but more likely because he isn't being a pretend anything. OP got ditched on your anniversary for the ex? You're the ex now!
DeviousAngel 13
38: how is it clingy to celebrate a year of being together? I'd understand if it were a month or 6 months, etc. But a year? How is that clingy? FYL OP. Better reconsider your relationship with him.
MidgetMonster 0
Well now you know where both his heart and priorities are. But surely there must have been red flags that you repeatedly ignored already. A person who gives any more of their time to an asshole like that has NO self respect.
Ryan8878 21
More then likely, it was an open bar. Issue resolved.
w2z1 0
Loyalty.
xFalzz 0
Loyalty - the state or quality of being loyal; faithfulness to commitments or obligations.
bailes_o_hay 0
can you use it in a sentence?
xiar 0
She has dibs. She was there before you.
Mystifyin3 1
...and u still call him your boyfriend?
justsayfuck 5
Are you sure he is her FAKE boyfriend?
sourgirl101 29
I bet he was her "real" boyfriend that day and scored. Weddings are so romantic, aren't they? Talks about regrets and lost time apart during the bride and grooms first dance.
MissErikaHart 0
awww, rub it in lol
sourgirl101 29
Guess what I'm thinking when I see your nails?(: You just need to spread your hands out a little farther.(: Op, I hate people that feel like they don't deserve to be treated well. I love myself too much to put up with anyone's mistreatment. Can't expect anyone to respect you, if you don't respect yourself.
blinks 0
well said sour girl! I too can't believe that people actually put up with crap like this!
evanizle 0
get over it? move on?
77taylah33 0
not that easy
evanizle 0
with the information provided, you can't draw the conclusion that it would be difficult
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Don't you mean EXboyfrend?! Dump his ass..!!! :) he's not even worth an FML..!!
bamagrl410 31
I was just about to say the same. If any guy ever did that to me I wouldn't have to think twice about dumping his ass!
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Yeah IKR!
Icedogs133 0
I agree dumb is jerk-ass
kaity111 0
dump him! he sounds like hes an ass and ever think that he and his ex are secretly together?
nzkiwi 0
hello
ImaginaryFoe 1
Were they together longer than you two were? It's pretty clear her happiness is more important than yours. I doubt there's anything to discuss here. You can either deal with being second best or you can't. (I hope you can't and leave his arse.)