mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
gjh
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
ledentist
Center Barnstead, United States
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Dominique Richards
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
fax4voice3
Brooklyn, United States
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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Sheldaddy 0
I guess you've been getting your freak on
Doortje 30
You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?
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Comments (209)
iewisokwas 0
eww disgusting
WaylonD 4
Is this the first time you've gone to the dentist for a haircut?
ShadowKing1381 0
hahaha hella funny
dapheronixx3 3
its called toothbrush and toothpaste .... also did u know there something called floss? maybe using it will be good
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's hard to floss with braces. Mind you they say it's mandatory, but that doesn't change how difficult it is.
dapheronixx3 3
#71 its not really when you get u are used to it i have had braces for 1 year and a half and i can floss no problem
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'd had mine for three and I couldn't use the thing they gave me to floss with. It was a plastic, two-pronged device with a piece of floss between the prongs... do you use this? They told me not to use the classic flossing method. Thank god I don't have 'em anymore.
Jizwold 0
I had em for two years and never flossed :) **** yeah
WaylonD 4
She could've used the pube for floss, lmao!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
130 - I pretty much gave up after a while. I brushed several times a day religiously, but flossing became a pain.
crazydevildog 0
lmao I'd pay to see the dentists face
sweetdreams999 0
**** his life. you're a dirty *****.
Wheredidgrungego 12
I really hope it wasn't your own o.O
JustJess666 0
what the hell? haven't you heard of never flossing while you eat. tell your bf or gf to shave next time. shaving FTW!!
RunawayOrange 1
Flossing WHILE you eat?
JustJess666 0
yea flossing while you eat as in using the pussy hair to gloss while you eat it... sorry I'm a sick sick chick.
Jizwold 0
I'm torn between my burning hatred of you and my teenage male hormones the burning hatred is still winning >:(
fmluserguy 0
I'm hairless wanna suck it
CallMeHush 1
Next time spit it out before it gets stuck.
Zebidee 9
Was it yours or someone else's?