Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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Sheldaddy 0
I guess you've been getting your freak on
Doortje 30
You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?
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Comments (209)
burns_daniel 0
LOL HAHA HAAAA!! LOL
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
How exactly did you not notice that before your dentist did?!
MMAbram 0
*****
kiwi_xoxo 0
lmao
bellaec825 4
yummy ehh
mariazzz 5
ROFLMAO it's that's true, that's gold lol
KayleighRenee 0
that's disgusting on so many levels
DWilliamson 7
ehh, to me 98 looks like a ugly worn out prostitute to me anyways...
Shasha_Bendan 2
well late them talk. if i were you i wouldn't even give a shit and definetly not bother talking to them. i at least think you're pretty x)
5t3ff1k4h 47
150 - I spy at least six people who are against you and have said negative things about you. Most of them have pictures. As for my opinion (whether it's wanted or not), you may have a relatively pretty face but your attitude is what makes you unattractive. As for people commenting on your looks, yes those are usually the ones to say something. Are you really taking it to heart? Grow a pair.
cloud720 5
The question is, when did the OP give the *******. If it was in the car on the way to the dentist, that is not so bad. But if it was say last tuesday...
fmlpro0987 0
gross