Dating Struggles By FML Videos - 26/09/2018 18:30 Poor lad. agreeclassic 262 vote type 1 88 Share Tweet Share
Today, thanks to my son's inability to keep his trap shut, and natural ability to piss everybody off, our landlord is now not renewing our lease at the end of the month, and went out of his way to let me know it is all my son's fault, and he can’t wait to personally kick us both into the street. FML agreeclassic 803 vote type 1 467
Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML agreeclassic 26 207 vote type 1 1 781
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML agreeclassic 571 vote type 1 69
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML agreeclassic 29 843 vote type 1 5 763
Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML agreeclassic 35 108 vote type 1 3 473
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML agreeclassic 3 005 vote type 1 341
Nothing but net! Maybe he should play basketball?