crazyaces89

Miss 37 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Mystery

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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whyme102008 13 July 2011, 06:32 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Family Matters

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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thedeerman 17 September 2011, 04:39 United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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