nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
gojira666 7
Whats the best thing about an emo pizza? It cuts itself.
curious_notion 2
She's just going through 'the phase'. Means she's human ;).
memedlam 0
Whats her number
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Yea **** your life OP, nothing good about someone being emo, what the hell is it good for aye, just wallowing in self pity and trying to yell it to the public.
rattusrattus 19
Treat her to Life of Brian, encourage her to sing along with the ending.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Look on the bright side. She'll grow out of it. (You hope. There's a small but real possibility she has a genuine emotional problem that needs to be addressed with therapy and/or meds, and with teens, it's sometimes difficult to tell the difference.)
aikokohitori 0
It took me 10 minutes to click on this using the iPhone app. But respect her views. There's nothing wrong with being different from the rest of society.
maurambie 9
115 - first I clicked on the voting bar a few times, then where you write your own FML, and it was very hard for me to get here, too. Love your pic, btw. :)
ohjessica 11
131- After I saw "aye", I went back and read your comment in a Canadian accent. Just saying.
Shytinonmyself 3
yeah she will be done with that in like two weeks saying "mommy I don't wanna cut myself it hurts"