nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
CapnRach 2
Ouch. Don't worry. She'll grow outta it. Once she's a year or two older. But for now, keep them razors away from her.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
Being depressed/suicidal and being emo are totally different things. People think that they go hand in hand and they don't. Op, try talking to your kid and see if anything happened to make her change.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
This. It really pisses me off when people use these terms interchangeably. Depression is a serious issue, emo is a shitty style of music. That's that.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
Exactly. I'm happy someone agrees. I'm not emo but I do know the difference
MegamiKaosu 28
I third this
xFreexHopex 0
Talk to her about it?
donnasd 0
Hide the sharp objects lol
roobin302 0
emo girls are hot... does she have a facebook??
life2007 0
I know someone will ask they always do my pic is my femur bone shaved down to the bleeding bone. I had hip surgery at the ripe old age of 22.
hellogoodbye1996 6
^attention w**r*
HeartAndSoul2011 0
Actually not ALL emo girls are hot... Oh and I'm not emo btw I'm just saying I have seen some that weren't hot...at least they didn't look hot to me....
livexlifexlost 1
Most of them eat their feelings and listen to bad music.
ukrage 1
Lol my thoughts exactly
donnasd 0
Wow your ****** funny as hell ELMO hahahaahahahaha best joke ever...not
mistersheezy 7
Maybe she just wants to wear black.....ALOT
MeasaV123 0
The wanna-be emo? Or the cutting emo?
coltonp90x 2
I don't see a problem, I'm emo and I like emo girls;)
life2007 0
If she's just dressing all emo let her be. If she's actually depressed and cutting herself talk to her. I dressed punk in high school because my school sucked I turned out fine. I use to cut myself before I actually dressed punk. Being how I was gave me a stronger sense of me. I needed to be how I was to not be how I was before.