nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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wiccankitteh 3
And I'm thinking since when can't someone spell since?
Enigmax2514 7
Ah well almost everyone has a blue period ( depression ) in life. Either that or they are those psychos who enjoy hurting themselves to feel pleasure in pain. If it is the former, try to cheer her up with bonding activities and fun outtings ( from her perspective of course), and make her feel loved. If it is the latter, send her for conselling and therapy sessions.
evak_fml 0
aleast she aint lesso
captainfalcon7 0
I'll tell you to ground her or to lock her in her room but she'd like that..
DaFudge 6
You can just turn emo now?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
Wynthos 2
Just don't give her any attention and in due time she'll turn to some other stupid fad.
Anthony94_fml 7
Haha!
tophatprincess 0
To everyone who wants (and needs) to know the difference, look up "emo", "goth" and "scene" into a search engine and you will know the #&@! definition. No one here so far knows the difference, so I'm just helping shed some light on the situation.
Sprezlaus 9
I know what the definitions are, but frankly, nowadays these are mainstream-styles, no originality needed nor intended. If you are a human being with some sense of style and originality, you don't need to be part a trend to feel complete... I've been called punk, Rastafarian, skinhead, rapper, skater, technohead and so on, none of them were correct terms and there will never be a correct term to describe me except my full name. Cheers, S
Petunia888 13
119, you mad, bro?
Richard16 0
lol^
mixedcookies 1
I've been emo for a couple years. But i have depression which sucks cat dick. And ive done drugs and all that stupid shit. Btw she better not be fat because if she is I swear to Satan I'll kill her.