Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML
Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
bluejello2001 18
2 days and you're going out of your mind? That's... not healthy.
Mathalamus 25
That is sad in so many levels. Also, only two days? Amateur.
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Comments (8)
bluejello2001 18
2 days and you're going out of your mind? That's... not healthy.
RichardPencil 32
Either your so-called friends are gluten-sensitive and/or lactose-intolerant or you suck.
Mathalamus 25
That is sad in so many levels. Also, only two days? Amateur.
shannon2348 14
did you have permission from the homeowners to have people over?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You know, houses aren’t like children. They don’t need constant watching.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If they agreed, and bailed, that's on them. If they were busy, and you can't accept it, that's on you. Also, what are you doing inviting people to hang out at someone else's house? What if your friends had turned up, invited others, and the house had been trashed? Also also, you felt lonely after only two days? Come talk to me when you've been alone for 20 years. I'm still standing. Sometimes.
randybryant799 21
Out of your mind from not seeing people? On day 2?