woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Gimmme
Tacoma, United States
Repent!
Today, I thought I saw a $100 bill in the bushes. It was, in fact, just a cleverly folded pamphlet for some church or something. I spent 10 minutes digging through leaves for nothing. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Stony Point, United States
Broke
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
prisym
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Lucky day
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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SlyTail 5
:/ you killed it.
aikokohitori 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
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Comments (119)
SlyTail 5
:/ you killed it.
gojira666 7
The one that got away....
nateylovesporn 1
major sad face! D: tape it back together!:D yeah that won't work..
diceplaya 12
Today, I was taking a walk through my neighborhood, with the money i earned from spending hours and hours at work. By the end of my stroll, I noticed it was gone and turned around to see a jackass take out pieces of my $50 from the lawnmower. FML
Neopets_dot_com 0
Where I live you can replace ripped bills for a new one, but shredded bills...tough luck.
xoconnie 8
congrats, ur $50 poorer
fakeaccountX 6
At least you're not Mr. Krabs; you would die of a heart attack by now.
RiiOT09 9
I think there's a department of the gov't where you can send in the pieces of a damaged bill and if your reason/story explaining how the bill got damaged they'll try ans piece it back and cut you a check.
thatpreppyguy 0
Hmm, it could have been worse. For instance, last year I left my wallet on the bus - the wallet was a present worth $600 and it contained all my cards and approximately $400 in cash :( .
Deathhound 27
:( So sad!
bubble25_fml 5
55 show off -.-
Jovecove 13
20- thatwaslame.
mhnilo88 0
55- that's why you never carry that much cash on you.
gccobra 0
Bubble shut up you emoassgaybitchlickingpenis
Xtra_Cheddar 3
That's illegal sir. . . or maybe that's burning money
maurambie 9
Watch where you're mowing! FYL, I would never look for money if I were cutting the grass.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Grass? Money? Sounds fishy..
marmlr339 14
I'm glad in Australia, $50 notes are yellow!
Hayman68 4
so is dead grass
ThatOneCanadian 0
in Canada theyre red :)
Utdforlife 4
It's blue in Singapore! You can't miss it!
sxe_beast 11
Destroying U.S. currency is illegal. You're going to jail.
aikokohitori 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
dstivers 0
Don't you mean grass?
bratprince 0
He's mowin the floor!
SteveTheJanitor 6
Why do people like 11 take selfies of themselves in the bathroom? It does not make you look cool. Unless you're that guy who has a picture who looks like Gibby off iCarly, then he is cool.
CryMoreFMLs 15
The bathroom -usually- has a mirror from which they can easily use to take an accurate photo of themselves.
RedPillSucks 33
Today I went on FML to watch people make snarky/rude/pointless replies to each other and all I saw was this well reasoned and to-the-point reply. FML.
GwarKitty 5
23- What a head -_-
JTthePurpleNinja 5
Mo' money
bullrider92 19
Less money now.
manic_maniac11 13
Thats unfortunate :(
bizarre_ftw 22
Your luck is so bad you turn good luck sour!!!! (assuming that $50 wasn't originally yours)
daydreamer244 13
at least it wasn't a 100 dollar bill. gotta think positive. :D
NotAPedo 0
Cause everybody's day brightens up when they just learned that they lost 50 bucks.
rebekahah 7
Dang :(
AshleyCole 0
Unless your dirt poor, that's not much to be upset over..
yamatelle 19
14- $50 could have bought me a new pair of underwear, a pack of beer, a hooker for one night, and if I'm lucky enough, 2 nights, and you're telling me not to be upset?!?! Huh?!
EvilDave 13
Where do you live that hookers charge less than $20.00? Or, do you have no standards at all?
Celesta 11
30 - He's looking for a hooker, I don't think he has any standards.
Hamcons 1
Good call
CryMoreFMLs 15
The newer hookers don't know how much to charge yet, so they're fairly cheap ;)
yamatelle 19
30&31- First of all, I'm a girl, not a guy. Get your ******* facts straight. Second, can you take a joke? If you don't understand sarcasm, then by God, this is not the site for you. So, shut the **** up and get the **** off my ****! Good day :)
TheLetterZero 7
"can you take a joke?" Maybe they can, but you proved you sure can't. :P
stacianichole 2
I hope that "pack of beer" is just what your $7.99 a night hookers like...
yamatelle 19
65- Hookers love beer. Don't ask me how I know this..
ThreeSheetsGone 12
It's true. We do love beer.....and crack. But mostly beer. *nervously scratches face*
RaquelRox2299 0
U must be a snotty rich girl!!
gccobra 0
Ur probably som snotfaced child who gets money from their parents every moment. Ur parents probably wipe u asscrack with cottonelle or baby wipes
superpoptart 24
haha gotta agree with 88!
hottiebrunette 0
Ohyeah 97 preach it
nateym 0
Or 50$ bills