nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
lolzxx 0
FHL for having a parent like you
LongLiveAsians 13
Emo's just a style. You should be worried if she's depressed/cutting herself, not if she changes the way she dresses.
justmelolkay 0
I made an account JUST so that I could tell you how bad this really is... 'today, my daughter turned emo, fml' REALLY?! What kind of parent would say their daughter turned emo, so they post it on here....
arkid24 1
Good point
justmelolkay 0
And also, how DOES one turn emo in a day...? TURN EMO!? jfkfjdjc
mattNO13 0
Just beat it out of her like a responsible parent should.
Chase_41795 4
It's not that bad...
Mipz 2
That sucks. But I'm sure she'll grow out of it. Most people who just "turn emo" aren't really emo and get bored with it. I can't count how many times one of my friends would dye their hait black, nick their arm one and be like, "meh I'm emo," they weren't.
livexlifexlost 1
The "nicks" "kitty scratches" are just for attention. And people always think that emo=cutting. (not saying you do)
arkid24 1
Its not all bad. Some emo is very attractive and stylish amd there are plenty that dont do drugs and cut themselves. Emo is basically a style, not a type of person and if your daughter is smart and knows to stay away from things like drugs then its not going to matter. She is who she is
x_Killer_Rosee_x 0
What is wrong with that?
DonovanRiddick 6
Emo is boss, wtf why would you hate that? Im emo and my friends are emo and its great. Its just clothing and music, another lifestyle. Not all emos cut if thats what your going on about.
shelbygordon44 7
Btw am I the only person that resents having fat fingers for this FML? I had to use my pinky....