nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
raaachel12345 0
Oh gosh, it's just a phase! Haha I went through it and am so embarrassed with how I dressed to fit the image. I'm glad I grew out of it though. You should just tell your daughter to get her to stop if she is a stereotypical emo chick, "Satan hates you too, love." hahahahaha
Sonic_boomerang 5
We say eh, we're not pirates
ihateFMLJkxD 0
Worse case scenario: she could be a scene kid .-.
MurphyS94 4
No, that would be the best case scenario. Worst case scenario is if she thinks emo=cutting and starts doing it.
Sophistifunk 0
Its just a phase, I agree with whoever said you shouldn't be bitching out your kids. She's doing it for a reason. I went through an emo stage and I don't regret it at all! Kids need to go through these stages, its all part of them growing up! P.s "at least she didn't turn ELMO" brilliant ahahaha.
1twilight 0
wow your ******* stupid. you should be posting that you should be helping her insted of bitching about it.
fwongraven 10
Well, there are worse ways of rebelling. Could be a fad, could be that she's trying to tell the world something. Just keep an eye on her and find out if there are any major issues upsetting her.
Sophistifunk 0
91- ahahaha you could be on to something there!
CodieMotionless 2
The sad part about this is seeing all the stereotypes.. Emo is a fashion and it shows that you're different, not that you cut yourself. I get called emo all the time, do I cut myself? No. So stfu and let her dress how she wants. And it's not very mature for a parent to come on here and write this about her kid.
KaelaKhaotic 5
I agree with you completely. I get called emo all the time, and I don't cut. Most people need to read a dictionary or something... -.-
iiMusic 0
Yes thats very true.. I get called emo all the time and i dont cut myself, just because we dress in black and listens to screamo doesnt mean we cut ourselves.. People need to get it right.
LisaClaire_fml 8
Its a phase. I went through it for a few years. Its something all kids do.
citygurlsleeps11 3
What's wrong with that? She is expressing herself. U should happy that she isn't doing anything else.