Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML
Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, both of my daughters were having an argument because my youngest has decided that she doesn't want kids. I defended her decision and my oldest daughter told me to STFU and called me a hypocrite. I slapped her across the face for her disrespect and now she's threatening to press charges. FML
Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML
Today, my spoiled step-daughter had extra chores to do for breaking the rules. She called my wife at work, complained about the chores, then my wife called me and said that she didn't want to deal with the drama. It ended with, "Make her do something else!" WTF! She chooses her own punishment! I hate this kid, seriously. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my daughter confidently told me that I’m not allowed to ignore her when she’s sulking on purpose. That’s not how it’s supposed to work. Clearly this child has spent too long listening to my ex-wife and her coven of brain-dead cackling witches, AKA her mother and aunties. FML
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IHaveThePower 18
Kids don't really have 'teenage issues'. Something's bothering her, she just doesn't know how to handle it. You might consider the basic things like if she's eating enough or getting enough outdoors time (remember: teen girls need to eat like growing kids too!), or also if she's having a hard time with social problems, or even if she's just mad at you for something and being Dramatique about it. Even if she's a teenager, that doesn't mean she's automatically going to know what's wrong or what to do about it. You have to do some digging.
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IHaveThePower 18
Kids don't really have 'teenage issues'. Something's bothering her, she just doesn't know how to handle it. You might consider the basic things like if she's eating enough or getting enough outdoors time (remember: teen girls need to eat like growing kids too!), or also if she's having a hard time with social problems, or even if she's just mad at you for something and being Dramatique about it. Even if she's a teenager, that doesn't mean she's automatically going to know what's wrong or what to do about it. You have to do some digging.