nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
mzblondiee 0
Define emo.
Richard16 0
Emo is a stereotype for a kid who have a lower tolerance for sad emotions. Your welcome :)
MegamiKaosu 28
maybe she was talking about the "type" of emo OP's daughter became?
Richard16 0
66- My bad if thats wat you ment.
MegamiKaosu 28
never know Rich o.o
Richard16 0
aha true :)
MegamiKaosu 28
she'll only need support if she's hurting herself or trying to call out to some one
tigerlilypop 7
No.
sydneyaval 9
So you cant except the fact that your own blood and flesh is different than most?
kickblocker 18
She is just expressing herself, unless she starts cutting herself i see nothing wrong with it
tuckerharbaugh 0
thank god, someone is smart on FML.
crymore007 11
I had trouble clicking on this with my itouch. anyways on to stuff that's actually relevant to the FML you can't really blame her I'd your parenting skills are so horrible your first reaction is to go on fml and complain! unless of course you're really depressed that your daughter's emo which actually shows you care about her a lot....I mean being emo sure as hell isn't positive. and back to stuff that's irrelevant i ******* hate that my iPod freezes every second while I type. does anyone elses do that?
MegamiKaosu 28
I clicked on the link below and hit up... and yes my iPod doesn't that but I keep typing and it comes back in a second
crymore007 11
that's what I did too ^^ and same with mine. it's still annoying enough for me to not feel like saying how I eventually did click on the fml, as interesting of a story as it may have been.
spiritgal102 2
Yes and I frickin wanna kill it when it does that
ThursdayA 3
Did you let her read twilight. It must have changed her...
MegamiKaosu 28
at least she didnt bite her brother believing she is a vampire...
1958x 6
Maybe learn not to take things so seriously. Obviously it isn't the best FML ever, dumbass.
mixedcookies 1
Says the barbie looking blonde hoe. TROLOLOL
iTrevor 5
sense when can someone turn into a genre of music?
sirencouture 3
If you bother her about it, she'll rebel more. I had a friend that that had happened to. Let her be herself & it'll pass. If she's doing well in school, then she will probably be ok.
loovemylife 7
You should be supporting her about it so she can get through it, there's obviously a reason behind it, yet all you do is come on FML and complain about it? Shit FML by the way.
mixedcookies 1
Don't support the bitch, she just wants attention, stfu blonde shit face u dunno shit about ******* mind shrix
tashas_over_9000 0
It's not only emos that cut. If your daughter likes different music and wears different clothes..her choice, not yours. Deal with it, cause we're all different. also, stereotyping SUCKS.