Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Top comments
easyprey 8
If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off
WCARlover 35
Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!
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Comments (95)
easyprey 8
If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off
wallandpiece 16
"One of those sign spinners". Sorry for being pedantic, but shouldn't you know your own job title?
luckyd880 12
How silly of him. "professional sign spinner"
Il_Maestro 6
He prefers the term "Advertising Motion Engineer."
thejewishfuhrer 17
If he spins the sign too fast though, he may start flying..
hecallsmedarlin 7
Why are you all assuming he's a boy... The people saying "bitch get off my corner" I would assume OP is a girl.... Maybe I'm wrong though. Usually on this site I see either a female symbol or male symbol, this I see none...
reddudeover 2
34 - Guys get called "bitches" all the time.
AnyaS 19
Would have*
Krysk_fml 0
28- That would be awesome.
hecallsmedarlin 7
43 - but guys never are the ones getting told to get off of someone else's corner....I'm jus sayin, sounds like 'actual' bitches' to me:) I have nothin else.. Back to bed I go; goooodnight all:)
reddudeover 2
There are male prostitutes too. Alright off to bed with you. :p
mrsmillsy 10
That sucks, poor you :(
SliceOfCake 9
1) Scroll up on the page 2) Notice your at FML.com 3) Figure out what FML means 4) Reread your comment 5) Be ashamed.
TheGewt 7
Watch out for the guy in the big purple coat. He means business.
TheGewt 7
Also if you see a guy in a purple dinosaur costume his name is Tim, but he likes to be called Barney. He is crazy and you should run from him.
lorenzoman77 7
Maybe OP could throw the sign at them next time?
daveclark4207 0
Ha ha ha
ycrem0n 21
I'm going to type "lol" so people will know that I laughed. lol
nikkon416 13
.... Out loud
Mirorbo 27
It was probably a hot day anyways. Despite the rudeness, there had to have been some relief, right?
WCARlover 35
Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!
Ruffclue 9
Its time for dem hoes to divide and conquer.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Spread their legs and fly!
ebonyirony 29
Awful mental image
Naith 14
Look it at this way maybe you will attract more attention this way
coried91 28
Was there really a need to say "this way" at the end of your sentence when you said in the beginning already?
RedPillSucks 33
generally agree, but each "this way" had a different meaning.
KnightAngela1109 10
Well.......You were on her corner, number one rule don't mess with a bitches money.
Il_Maestro 6
It's highly likely that the OP's employers do not have the same target audience as a prostitute. Either that or I am completely oblivious to those sign spinning sex workers...
Xythenol 6
I sure hope you got off their corner before their pimp claimed you as one of his own.
djoiced 6
I feel sorry for you