Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML
Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Top comments
mackenzie2323 5
It's kinda weird that a little old lady is just sitting around with her dead dog
Mercedes16 7
Awh. That's sad. :/
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Comments (124)
Mercedes16 7
Awh. That's sad. :/
iBhope 7
That sucks OP. :( I feel sorry for the old lady.
NoahStaz 3
I think it's kind of creepy. Sitting with a dead pet at home is fine, but in public on a bench? That's just weird. FYL.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dang, you had to stop at a red light.
Mercedes16 7
Well, yeah. It is kinda creepy . Lol,
GohanRZ9 0
She's next after the Dog LOL.
krazy_glu3 0
Dead puppies aren't much fun. They don't come when you call. They don't chase squirrels at all. Dead puppies aren't much fun. - hilarious song
Finn_the_human 5
She's joking old people love to pull young people's legs.
SadinSherman 16
But how would she get the dog to play along
FarSide 23
What a very sad story! So, do you think the Gators are going to win their season opener?
Jazzgirl101 12
thats an awful thing to say
bankrupt 15
Thank you, No. 9 that is exactly what I was thinking. Why on earth was the old woman sitting on a bench in public beside the corpse of her dog? That is just ****** up, plain and simple.
mackenzie2323 5
It's kinda weird that a little old lady is just sitting around with her dead dog
EvilCupcake8361 9
I know right o_0
sxe_beast 11
Probably heading to the pet cemetery... ?!
flamegrilled123 3
Well she's obviously going to get there by sitting on a bench
MerrikBarbarian 9
probably waiting for a bus to get there...
ArielTheMermaid 17
#2 totally said what I was thinking
flagg1888 3
Maybe she was taking the dog for one last walk/drag
Mipz 2
That's what I was gonna say. But 18 is probably right.
Lulicah 3
She's probably lonely and doesn't have anyone besides the dog.
sunrise1234 3
34- that is an interesting movie.
FarSide 23
Take it to a Chinese restaurant...
addiizcherry 0
Awh! The dog might have been all she has. I'm crying...
natsaysheyyy 16
What if her dog JUST died...
GohanRZ9 0
I like cheese k, bye.
lakaiskate 12
Well it was a sweet gesture (:
Dr_Jalepenos 0
This makes me sad :(
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
You killed her dog by yelling OP. You gave the poor animal a heart attack! D:
llamalpaca382 13
That's not even funny a little bit.
amrik 11
I accidentally gave a thumbs up so can 2 people give a thumbs down. But anyways your not even close to funny.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I chuckled a bit... Does that make me a bad persin?
92910bg 4
No it makes u a person who can't spell
turkishjew 0
No just... No
dpgft10 0
Screw all these other idiots that's hilarious lmfao
DogmaT_fml 4
you just got punkd
yajooo 3
wat?????
tayza249 20
Aww.. The poor woman :( It's not your fault though. I guess it could be hard to tell from a distance that the dog wasn't breathing..
BiggieShotPac 0
**** biggie he shot 2pac! my ******
kaengelangeleyes 9
Aww, the poor lady. I lost a dog before. Was sad for a long time.. :( That can be tough.