nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
nightslayer 6
I did dude
RawrILooveYou 0
So? What's wrong with that?
Stevie_Sextastic 3
I really don't see how this is an FML. It's not as bad as everyone things. Besides, maybe she's not emo, but Scene... People get those confused alot. Besides, she's your daughter and you should love her no matter what "click" she's in
Ren_Baby 0
if you're meaning emo as in the style then please, shut the **** up. Every child goes through fazes its a part of growing up and establishing your own style. I'm sure your parents didn't particularly care for what your style was at a certain time in your life. However, if you mean emo as in, legit depressed and or suicidal then you fail as a parent for even thinking this was FML worthy and might as well give her away. Have a grand day.
MoutainDrewski 0
emos are hawt
reapermancody 2
what's wrong with being emo?
mojojojo91 6
This post almost made me turn "emo" because of how difficult it was to open on my iPod.
cooperd52 6
You can't turn emo just like you can't turn gay you idiot!
KaelaKhaotic 5
So what if she turned scene? Scene is the proper term. Emo is a type of music. I mean, you can't tell her what she can and can't be. Let her be her own person. And being scene isn't always cutting, so quit being stereotypical about that. In fact, scene kids are happy most of the time. Get your heads out of your asses and accept she's now this way.
iiMusic 0
Emo isnt a type of music.. Mostly what you call 'emo' music is just rock or screamo.
ohmandapants 17
Tell your daughter that the emo thing is over. If she's cutting herself, don't call her "Emo" bring her to a ******* psychologist. If she's calling herself Emo, then she's a loser.
pip74205 9
Emo doesn't mean she's a cutter. If she is, definitely take her to a psychologist. But, who are you to judge her lifestyle choice?