Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
pip74205 9
What is wrong with that? Its her life. She isn't doing drugs, having wild sex, or committing crimes. Its her life, so why not let her live it how she chooses.
them34 4
How has this got so many negatives!?
somuchdeet 1
Everyone is emo sometimes it's just a phase
glitch319 0
Instead of whining about it why don't you try helping her?
wanaBazn69 0
i really hate ppl lik u labeing ppl as "emo" and shit
LilysTillie 7
Except Canadians don't say 'aye', Australians do. Us Canadians say 'eh'...I'm just sayin' ;)
sarahrocrocrocks 5
love tht first comment with the elmo joke xD
sgtcxelite 11
--All this aside, if by emo you meant she cuts herself, TALK TO HER FOR ***** SAKE INSTEAD OF BITCHING ABOUT IT ON HERE-- So what if it's "over". Maybe she's not doing it to be popular? Maybe she just liked black? I don't understand why so many people have to hate emos. It's just a phase. When you adults were kids, your parents thought your music was shit right? We'll grow out of being emo or scene just like you grew out of being hippies or rebels or whatever you were when you were our age. The hair is not permanent. It can be redyed, grown out, cut. The make up can be wiped off every night. The clothes can be changed. Stop hating someone because of what they like. And OP, maybe you should be glad that instead being out every night partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex, your daughter just wants to dress differently. Hope you enjoy making fun of your daughter and possibly making her feel like shit for dressing differently. Wonderful parent you are.
sgtcxelite 11
Wah wah wah my daughter likes the color black! Poor me! Why can't she just drink, do drugs, commit crimes, and have sex instead? Life is SO unfair!
OwlCity19 0
Emo or goth? Theirs a difference you know.
nachtfee 9
There's*