Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
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Aedus 6
Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?
So2011 4
Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.
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CollettChristine 1
Today i came home to have seen somebody stole my new 3D tv i just bought yesterday, later on my mother called and said she got the same tv as i did. fml
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I'm surprised so many people don't realize that rats make really good pets. Better than hamsters and the other "pet" rodents (like mice.) Just because you would never get a pet rat doesn't suddenly make them horrible pets.
ElegantlyLovelyy 6
That's your opinion . And unless you had all rodents (more than once) as a pet you can't really say.
RileyTheCoyote 6
#190- I've had rats, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, rabbits, sugar gliders, chinchillas; all that jazz- and rats are by far the best pets as far as rodents go. Before you ask, yes, I have owned all mentioned animals on multiple occasions.
Black_Rose6 10
Awwww :( I'm very sorry to hear that. I've always wanted a pet rat. I heard they make great pets. I hope they R.I.P
sealbaby 0
how did he kill them
aperfectxdeath 3
I smell bullshit.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It comes from your ass...
lefty619 6
Get a new kind a pet
curly1022 1
Omg no!!! I had pet rats too, I loved them :(
Shadow_Phantom 26
At first I read "dad" as "dog" for some reason... What the hell, man? Definitely FYL.
mouammarkadhafi 0
I know what vermin means thank you. A good example of vermin is rat (for normal people). Also yes nobody asked me to begin with thats y i said IF u ask me as in IF u ask me (pay attention here; i know nobody asked me) dats what i would say. U see? Its quite simple u artard
saksxalmo 20
Hehe... you misspelt retard.... "artard"? Oh the irony!
mouammarkadhafi 0
Wait i wanted to post under my comment soory everyone.. How do u do it?
Ergayles 9
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