Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jackskellington
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Bankstown, Australia
Grudge
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alas, poor little dude
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Person in Alaska with a Ferret
United States
Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML
Anonymous
Belmont, United States
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
rabbitkiller
Wuhai, China
Underwhelming
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Top comments
RinaRina 9
Oh wow... eating rabbits is normal but eating your childs beloved pet rabbit is SICK! the fact he ate the pet his daugther had cuddled and loved and would have hated to see die..... killing your kids pet is plain sick nomatter where ó_ò
afdude87 6
he did run away, to your dads stomach.
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afdude87 6
he did run away, to your dads stomach.
yanayo 0
lol
emilybaby2012 0
hahah.
AshleyTay 0
win!
ItsAuTumnSir 0
Lmfao. epic win((:
WOW_BS 0
this sounds like an elementary joke
GreatGeak 8
I think 139 called this one. although it was funny, the amount of codos it got was...interesting.
afdude87 6
I think epic win describes it perfectly. hmm.
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Lol,my friend's dad did the same :)
NeatNit 33
He could run but he couldn't hide!!
paolino_fml 18
And into the toilet
petrolhead 12
must be delicious :)
SchiTzenGiglez 0
...and nutritious
stacster 0
did he at least share?
TransitionCovert 6
Happy Chinese New Year. Year of the Rabbit
aseq94 0
**** the rabbits life, literally.
mygreenhoodie 0
I think the dads a pretty cool guy. eh carnivore and doesn't afraid of anything
amazingdiva21 1
did you copy moot?
amazingdiva21 1
you copied moot from the app "funny pictures"
cyK0tek 0
That "Moot" from Funny Pics isn't even the same person -.- That saying originated from some Halo forum..
stolencookie 17
It's not "literally" unless the rabbit was actually ******.
iliketurdles 7
O.o ^I always wanted to use that emoticon; I think this was the perfect moment.
iamtwiggyme 0
I agree lol
attatood 8
I can't even tell what the hell that emoticon is!
dragead12 0
think one wide eye, one twitchy eye.
hahahayeahright 5
dork:P
bladomas 2
that sucks, your dad is a ******* idiot, FYL and FRL, R=rabbit
krazy_glu3 0
he couldve at least shared...
TCoop1515 0
haha that's awesome
tans_fml 0
occupational risk of living anywhere in the central or southern us... someone will be eating possum, rabbit, squirrel. roadkill, etc... it's not pretty but it's a fact. very insensitive of him to eat YOUR rabbit tho.
brandong365 0
okay that is not all people from the south I would have never eaten Anyones pet or road kill
Acousticpixie14 6
Ditto! I'm from Arkansas, and I'd NEVER eat something outside of the normal chicken/cow/pig/turkey...etc.
schadenfreude26 0
Thirded. No possum stew, no squirrel leg, no deer jerky for me, thanks.
Faleni 4
please tell me it was a chocolate bunny like the ones you get on Easter :/
brighteyes81 0
Seriously? Yes, the trama from dad eating the chocolate bunny and telling his son that his chocolate Easter bunny candy ran away made it to FML...
docscientist 10
She's obviously joking.
Faleni 4
hahahaha OBVIOUSLY! thanks 115 you got te joke! sloww downn brighteyess lol
F3LiCkZ 0
totally, he/she is sad about their dad eating their chocolate bunny
Faleni 4
yay you get it!
Snowlight_fml 7
I think #99 was a joke.
Faleni 4
....possibly.....
RinaRina 9
Oh wow... eating rabbits is normal but eating your childs beloved pet rabbit is SICK! the fact he ate the pet his daugther had cuddled and loved and would have hated to see die..... killing your kids pet is plain sick nomatter where ó_ò
lntreis_fml 0
Maybe the rabbit died naturally?
attatood 8
ummmm, do YOU eat things that die naturally? GROSS!
Acousticpixie14 6
Agreed. That's disgusting. Go ahead and eat something that dies naturally, chances are, you'll die naturally, too...quickly....