Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
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Aedus 6
Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?
So2011 4
Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.
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Comments (111)
Kartor 6
:( Douche
red1355 6
Rats are nasty!!!
jimmyjoebag 4
You need another hobby outside of rats
WHISKERPUFFS 0
Oh wow, that's really messed up
bballforward33 10
You are an absolute ****
Skellig 2
Sue the ******. Daddy wouldn't be welcome at my house ever again. =/ Also, to all the those bashing rats: the difference between a wild rat and a domestic 'fancy' rat is rouhgly the difference between a wolf and a dog. Everything you think you 'know' about rats doesn't apply to domestic breeds. Fancy rats are extremely friendly and social, with personalities comparable to dogs. They can learn tricks, respond to their names, and adjust to your schedule to the extent that they will be waiting to greet you when you come home in the evening. They also groom themselves more than cats and simply will not bite humans unless they are terrified or abused. In short: they're better pets than many of the alternatives.
akeller3298 1
Why do you have harnesses on ? Isn't that a little extreme ? Orr obsessed ?
ikoihil 4
Your dad just saved you from being the ultra creepy kid who has rats and dresses them up in pink outfits.
vivalabrett 0
I'd have killed myself if I were a pet rat in a bright pink harness.
taywuzhere 11
And why exactly do u have a bunch of rats with bright pink walking harnesses? That's very..... Interesting....???