Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
Shadow_Phantom 26
At least somebody's standing up to it... FYL.
wheresmyfood 0
Young generations these days
AyeTee77 18
Tell her that's only for her slutty, drunk pictures that go on Facebook.
ladyangel52 11
Next time I see a girl doing the duck face I'm gonna throw bread at her.
eb0ny 15
YDI for having a daughter.
excelexcel 5
I know right?
RaggleFrock 13
#54 I'm intrigued, As I know left.
tellithowitis 13
The only reason she would think this is if she gets everything she wants just by pulling the face to you guys... You are the one to blame op
kerrwoof 13
77 - I'm pretty sure the only reason why he wants to do a duck face is because she thinks she'll look "good". The duck face isn't a face you pull to get what you want.. It's a face girls pull because they think it makes them look attractive.
jizzwold 21
Op have you considered having an abortion?
jcard1224 0
There is a cosmetic procedure that thins the cheeks. They remove the sack of fat from inside the cheeks to give your face a more thin look.
ThisIsMyReign 4
If she wants to do the duck face for her license. I wonder what she will do the O-face for. :D
capper44 18
Somehow i am agree with your point that girls do look attractive with dick face. But her licence is not to get any officer to attract towards her lol its for her identity as well :p
fenixtorador1 11
Which it doesn't btw 59, it makes them look ridiculous and very unattractive
jisaac09 25
@149: Mmmmm, loving me some girls doing the dick face.
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
xFaust_fml 12
Not chick, duck.
NoLongerExists 11
...And that's why I say "let her do it!". She will regret it sooner or later, and you will be able to laugh your ass off, OP, while telling her "I told you it was stupid, dumbass"
Right_Click 12
Best lessons are the ones you learn on your own.
silentbutfunny 0
Not only with cops, but clubs, sex stores, buying tobacco products, and if she gets a credit card, everywhere else for the next 2 years. Oh and getting a job?
wisese 0
I don't know about the UK, but the DMVs where I live are super strict. Were someone to make a duck face or any kind of pose here, they'd be told to stop and the picture would get retaken. I always get told to take my glasses off, which is silly because I do always wear them. Sometimes they won't even let people smile.
BrickWalls 2
Can I haz Salty Taters? (Grammar nazis FACK off.)
ninjacapo 2
I agree. Its stupid looking. Just smile! Thats the facial expression we have all decided!
Nightvenom 0
Let her learn the hard way.......... just wait your gonna see it in the paper. Today a Young girl was shot by dick Cheney. His defense was that he saw a duck and when he Had a clear shot he took it. 8)
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
SpruceDread4578 13
I mean we do realize it, they may acknowledge it, but most of them are too stupid to realize how much we hate it.
CryMoreFMLs 15
It makes them go from hot to "Ugh, get the hell away from me, *****!" But that's just my opinion...
girl112891 7
I have a theory behind this. I think that they believe it makes their face look skinnier. One day we might even see cosmetic operation that sinks in the cheeks.
girl112891 7
And it's not a duck face, it's a fish face! I don't know where or when it started being called duck face. We used to make that face when we were kid. We also pulled from the sides of our mouth and stuck our tongues out.
rattusrattus 19
It's not a duck face or a fish face. It makes them look like a toilet plunger.
OctoberRainfall 13
you'd think so, wouldn't you? :)
meeeeoooww 0
Not ALL girls do the duck face. Like me, I absolutely hate it, it annoying the **** out of me.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Do I haz duck face? :3
Marcella1016 32
196 I think all your thumbs down give you your answer lol
chubby_choco 17
>_> I'm a girl, and I don't do the duck face. Watch those generalizations; some of us still know how ridiculous it looks. And OP, I'm sorry your daughter is so...well...stupid. FYL.
laylarw13 8
the fish face & the duck face are two different things. ?
Buttsexpirate 9
Argh! Children these days make me worry about thee future. Argh!
EatnBeef 7
Serious time: women need to understand that duckface IS NOT HOT!!!
titan87 0
Sigh sometimes a 1/4 of the population should have never been allowed to grace this green earth.... Owell there here now
ManlyDunsparce 3
These more new generations are more dumb then a damned dog. I swear nothin good will come out of them, and the women are the stupidest of all! While the guy kids are immature. Worlds going hell.
justlikeme79 9
Um, **** you.
irateyou 9
Maybe if "Adults these days" did a better job raising the children, you wouldn't have anything to be worried about.
chili10 18
205, maybe if the KIDS these days took responsibilities for their actions instead of blaming everything on everybody or everything else.
thecookielovrxx 8
218- Bro, calm your ****! I am pretty sure EVERYONE has done this.
davestrider 0
I like how you're saying this yet your name is buttsexpirate and your picture's a butt
that1skaterxX 0
She a facebook addict
Rinat_fml 26
Where does it say that she's. a facebook addict?
Branflakes78 13
What the hell are you talking about Facebook!! No where in this FML did it say anything about Facebook
jonriise18 3
I think he was making the reference because SO MANY dumb chicks take stupid pics, pulling stupid faces and post them on their fb.
Bladian 5
33 and 36 aren't the brightest bulbs, apparently.
macie1234 0
Haha that's funny I'm 15 and I already no that !
meeeeoooww 0
165, how does that have anything to do with your age?
silentbutfunny 0
159 or sharpest tools in the play pen
soleen_fml 0
Your picture is sexy;)
iluvyous143 0
Ur hott
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
This is why I'm scared for the future.
Colonel_Lexi 18
The future is wonderful! We have good artist such as Justin Beib-wait...umm, there's Rebecca Bla-dammit. Uh...Lady Ga-....Katy Per-...How about iCarl...man, the future sucks. ._.
imepelepticsir 5
yea i should be more scared, i grew up with these kids. FML
jessdbug 0
Hahahhahahaahahahaha(:
SpruceDread4578 13
You missed a "ha".
btstig 11
No I think it was an "aha".
SaturnV 25
I'm sure we can all agree that her comment is retarded for this FML, however, I couldn't help but notice that it matches her picture perfectly...
silentbutfunny 0
Both being retarded?
private1111 0
Did she try it?
PYLrulz 17
I am always tempted to yell "QUACK QUACK!" every time I see someone do that
TheJMeister 15
I always do that. But with a small 'quack.'.
brandojax_33 5
So true