Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Jaymail 19
You don’t have to replace them. The kids Parents do!
Amy78_fml 11
seems like a police matter to me. The children down the street are thieves and depending on age need more adult supervision.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (8)
Jaymail 19
You don’t have to replace them. The kids Parents do!
sexymomo1234 20
This means they made money that they owe you!
RichardPencil 32
Was your daughter one of the sellers?
weeping_willow 25
My daughter is 3 1/2, and she was inside with me at the time
Amy78_fml 11
seems like a police matter to me. The children down the street are thieves and depending on age need more adult supervision.
Baby_123 8
Tell the parents off and make them replace the toys it is their fault after all
mayaklast 12
I'm floored by how many times I see fml mentionning people who don't live with the OP (mother, neighbors, ex... and the like) selling or throwing away their things. Don't you lock your doors when you are not there? Why do people who don't live with you access your house when you are not at home? ^^'
Inkoseh 33
I was assuming they were toys that were meant for outdoors and sitting in the backyard.
kfchicken 31
get a shed or put them in the garage. never leave anything out when you're away. you lock your door when you're gone because of the possibility of theft, why would your yard be any different?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How did those little brats get your daughter's toys? How did they have a yard sale in someone else's yard, or at all, with no adults around? Something isn't adding up here.