Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
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Aedus 6
Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?
So2011 4
Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.
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Comments (111)
heyyy464 1
Oh dRAT!
nofearjenshere 12
Bad puns aren't welcomed here.
worm34 4
On no! I would be devistated if that happened to me! I used to have pet rats they are the cutest, cleanest, and smartest little rodents. Sorry! I hope your dad learned his lesson.
Nthabz 8
Your dad is a horrible man who should be shot. What he did is disgusting. I think he came over to kill them NOT meet them. Sorry man.
jellyD 1
Rats = vermin and food for snakes!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Except for pets, right?
GoW_Chick 15
Rats are friends not food! ;) Snakes are food for a mongoose, or birds, some people even, I know food chains too, your point?
skyeyez9 25
He sounds like the type of guy who gets a hard on watching a snake eat a mouse. They buy a snake just solely for the pleasure of watching it kill their food.
jellyD 1
I am
efro4472 1
Amen!
margie4peace 11
As a snake AND rat lover, I am conflicted!
AllyyK 9
Your rats were wearing bright pink harnesses? That is sooo.. CUTE! I'm sorry for your careless dad :(
skyeyez9 25
Domestic rats are very affectionate, curious and come in a variety of colors. Wild rats are mean, carry diseases and will eat your face in your sleep.
skyeyez9 25
He knew you had pet rats, and killed them anyways. Just using the "I thought they were vermin" as an excuse. I wouldn't be inviting him over anymore. If you get new rats, he may see them in their cage running on the wheel.....yank them out an break their necks.....cause "he thought they were wild rats."
Aerosmith101 1
I've heard of harnesses for babies, rats too? R.I.P. little guys
firefighterjohn 9
bright pink walking harnesses? wtf
cvillechicklet 0
That's screwed up I'd be so ******* livid