Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner at home with my girlfriend. Everything was perfect—candles, wine, the whole shebang. As we sat down, I felt something moving under the table. I thought it was her playing footsie. Nope, it was our cat with a very live, very tetchy mouse he'd just caught. Cue the screaming and wine spilling everywhere. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Wild Mouse appeared! JustMyLuck used Stomp! It's Super Effective! Wild Mouse fainted!
kaitlynadele 0
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Why the hell would you ever step on a mouse? It's not a bug! You are sick and absolutely deserve it.
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allmidnighteyes 11
Wild Mouse appeared! JustMyLuck used Stomp! It's Super Effective! Wild Mouse fainted!
andagi2010 0
JustMyLuck gained a boosted 561 Exp. Points. Haha.
anniebananie 3
What? JustMyLuck is evolving!
redbluegreen 41
IT'S GODZILLA!
dimkims 0
Oh god I love all of you.
PumpkinTarte 0
AND LINDSAY LOHAN!
allmidnighteyes 11
LINDSAY LOHAN USED COCAINE! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
PumpkinTarte 0
LINDSAY LOHAN EATS MOUSE GUTS! IT'S SUPER ANAL!
junaho 0
what. the. ****.
ryan__h 1
all that was mother f***ing AWESOME. made me lol
KingAfter 0
your epic commentary has just made me join FML xD I thought of it already, before I read that, but you made me finally join. and to the FML: YOU DESERVE IT!! don't just stomp animals, except if they're insects, because nobody likes THEM anyways and nobody would keep them as a pet. ouch! cruel! but I guess someone should've told you that they have a mouse before you come in...
TheLoneWolf87 4
Wasnt it a mouse not an insect? R tard. Anywho We were breeding your lindsey lohan and rosie Odonnel and we were surprised. Your lindsey lohan was holding an egg. You do want it dont You? Oh?! MAMA LUIGI hatched from the egg.
Pointy130 0
You guys owe me a new laptop, this one is covered in coffee now.
jakedmagic 0
What kind of new laptop...?
Edenbeam 19
Your comment is an epic win. xD @OP: YDI all the way.
Ichigoner 0
FAVORITED!! Just because of the comments. XD
andagi2010 0
haha i cant believe people kept going after me. xD
The_Chuck_Norris 0
wild Chuck Norris appeared
gothymama 0
Gothymama sends out her Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee used his Kung Fu Awesomeness. It's Super Effective! Chuck Norris fainted!
prttyyngthng 0
Hmm, this is probably made of EPIC fail on my part, but what are the first few comments referncing?
Snowlight_fml 7
It's a reference to Pokemon (I think). I only know cause I played the Gameboy advanced version about 10 years ago
farts_n_darts 0
JustMyLuck evolved into GODZILLA! Would you like to give GODZILLA a nickname?
forfuckssake 0
ya LOL so randumz xDXDdxxdXDXDXDXDDXxdxdDXD
noah1213 0
just my luck is evolving...... just my luck has evolved into just my skill
My2864 1
first 3 comments EPIC WIN also your an bitch for killing a mouse..
luvdatglitter 0
ydi. karma for killing a living creature.
justynicole 0
hahahah comments
Rallred32 20
THE POLICE USED DRUG TEST! It doesn't have an affect...
StrawberryPiez_ 0
that's the most discusting shit I read all day ydi
kewlcat 0
lol reminds me of quarantine
americayay 0
seriously. who STEPS ON a mouse?!?!?!
Krissa 0
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I LOL'D.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
IMAGINE ALL THE GUTS AND SHIT, LOL.
happysmile987 24
Your comment seemed sick and gross until I read your username. At least you have an excuse.
nxkftw 0
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What kind of sick person are you OP, how in the hell is that a natural instinct... You do that with spiders.. Not little mice. D: YDI.
taylorrxxo 11
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not that I condone killing animals etc, but why is it ok to kill a spider but not a mice?
generallee836 0
A mice? Great job there.....
Kimitte 1
Why would you stomp on that poor creature? How cruel is OP?! I feel terribly sad for that mouse.
DeathMetal666 0
YDI for living in the same state as Shitknot
rrsmiley741 0
natural instinct? that's no excuse!!!!! u do Not step on innocent creatures! how do u think the sister feels?!
Illumi113 0
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No creature is innocent. And why can't you step on them? Do you think the universe looks at Earth and all it's lush forests and lively people and decides that it is better than Mars, which is barren. Life doesn't matter. We just like to think it does, so we delude ourselves into thinking we are important.
T_X_P 2
Do you kiss trees passionately when you hug them?
DameGreyWulf 1
Jee, I think it's better because it's AMAZING. Think about it... all this stuff... working so logically and such... so complicated to make something so extremely simple. I just think that's ******* awesome. Of all things to happen because of some little nothings building on little nothings building on little nothings... I've a feeling you're one of the kind of people to say these kinds of things, then scream and cry for your life when you're faced with imminent death (ex: a gun to your head).
Hellcrapdamn 0
Yeah! I thought I was the only one who thought that way.
Underwhelmed 0
Are you all high!?
rrsmiley741 0
wtf? u think its perfectly fine to take another life who didn't deserve it
Rallred32 20
#31 well arent you just a ray of sunshine...
kittykat1501 31
31 mars used to have water and possibly life
pppqqq 0
hahahahahah
kaitlynadele 0
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Why the hell would you ever step on a mouse? It's not a bug! You are sick and absolutely deserve it.
Lucia_Malpense 14
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So what, a mouse doesn't deserve to die because it's cute, but a bug does? I hate you animal-loving hypocrites. A mouse is just as much a pest as a bug. Either say that both mice and bugs don't deserve to be stepped on, or both do.
joeyl1990 28
Lucia you're a ******* idiot. The issue with stomping a mouse has nothing to do with cuteness it has to do with the size of the creature.
koolkat27 13
277- Get over yourself. People aren't going to start liking bugs anytime soon just because you think people should.
xNephilim 19
See, I wouldn't even say that mice deserve to live more than a bug does... I just refuse to stomp on any animal, bug or not, that's big enough to splatter intestines and other nasty crap all over the floor. A small bug? Ok. A mouse? Hell no. Can you imagine the mess?
jairolover 25
I hope you get sick from dirty ass mice crawling through your food, if I was brave enough I would have stomped him too.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
She made it apparent she didn't know it was the sister's. So don't be a retard about it #8. Mind you, you're one brave woman, most would start screaming or something
DameGreyWulf 1
Natural instinct, what? Why is it a natural instinct to stomp on a harmless mouse? .... How many times have you watched The Green Mile?