Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Maybe if you two would get off your computers and **** more, you'd both be happier.
sassypants93 17
Thanks, I fry :)
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Comments (68)
allie4216 0
wait what?
whiteboy7thst 2
He blogged about his wife
angryoriental 0
maybe you should start a blog with nudie pictures!!! wheeee
ellomellow 0
^ what the ****
andruha1123 5
he's just trying to make some money by making shut up
A7X_LoVeee 10
Derp
streetllama 4
its his fault I am looking for a man, someone email me (profile is where my email is)
resinnet 0
A married man blogging. That's something new
sassypants93 17
Well you should help him find a food woman then!
sassypants93 17
*good
sassypants93 17
Thanks, I fry :)
Justforlolz 14
I love a woman I can nom on.
BossDavyy 0
I fry french fries.
jadee000 0
*our
amadais 1
im lost
bentleysdad11611 0
agreed
fatalkiss 0
Ouch. Obvi, there isn't enough communication
otb113 7
or enough fornication
No_LoveMM 3
fornication is sex before marriage...how does that apply here?
thekrammer 5
blogs shouldn't exist, because no one cares! and sorry OP
iamfunny 0
well he just shouldnt be blogging about his personal life, and talk to his wife...
BB_ava 0
9, ummm... right...
lulututu 4
yet your on fml which is kind of the same. okay
MrXerxes5 6
so... is OP gonna help him find a good woman? a good wife would anyway...
TXjuggalo972 6
a good wife would make me a sammich! JK* don't kill me mods/commentators
example947 0
nothing compares to barney's blog...
perdix 31
Maybe if you two would get off your computers and **** more, you'd both be happier.
cupcakexxrawr 0
hahaha you're right :P
KillTheNoise 0
That sounds like the solution to most of the worlds problems.
laczko86 0
ha ha thats what i was thinking!!
sukmykiss 1
Bravo!
lashtx 0
Sooooo similar to my tale of woe, upshot was he divorced me, went to his HS reunion and ended up hooking up with AND MARRYING his HS sweetheart. I guess our 25 years together was an aberration. Oh well. Sorry for your loss.
MizzErikaHart 8
aint that a bitch... sorry about that. sounds like u gotta real FYL.
BauerMegan 31
You're 13 and divorced?
magnetic_aura 26
Yeah, wait, what? You lied in your profile or in your comment... Either way, very weird...