Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Underwhelming
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Where'd you go?
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Sorry Mr Nibbles
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
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Aedus 6
Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?
So2011 4
Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.
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monkiki62 5
I'm sorry I would not speak to my dad after that. Id go off on his ass and disown him. My pets are the most important. Ur dads a dumbass and the biggest jerk ever.
DirtyPaganIrish 0
Honestly, is your dad that stupid to think wild rays wear bright pink harnesses? I'm sorry for you loss. Rats are great pets.
lionlvr 9
Jerk.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
I have to say it. Your dad did you a favor. A walking harness on a rat?? I thought I was freaking weird
saksxalmo 20
So... because you think someone's pet is weird (even though it's really not; rats are great pets, and sometimes you need to keep track of them when they're out of their cages) it's a good idea to kill it for them? That makes no sense.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Never said it was weird to own a rat. To own a walking harness for your rat...that's weird, wait....beyond weird I meant. It's even weird to me when parents have them on kids. Rats are great pets though...very obedient.............and do tricks........and are useful like dogs.............oh wait. They aren't/ cant do any of those. Only thing they're good for are feeding snakes and teaching young pet owners discipline and responsibilities for when they get a real pet. Dog/cat/parrot/horse etc..
saksxalmo 20
Wow, you obviously know nothing about pet rats. To start, they're nothing like wild rats-- they're genetically different, they behave differently, and they aren't disease carriers like wild rats. I know you never said they are, but you must think of them that way if you would want to kill them. Pet rats are actually super intelligent, more intelligent than cats and birds, and way more intelligent than fish, hamsters, gerbils, or plenty of other "real" pets. They're about as smart as dogs, and they're WAY nicer and more playful than hamsters and mice. They CAN learn to do tricks, they are obedient, and usefulness? What about the fact that domesticated rats are used to lay wires for computers or for children in therapy? Look up "working rats" and you'll see what I mean. Only certain dog breeds actually do work, anyway, so what's the point of those ridiculously small dogs that people sometimes carry in purses? I've had a dog, and I have to say he's not particularly useful or intelligent. Rats are definitely better pets than dogs. Also, you should know that in many non-Western countries, dogs are treated similarly to rats-- they're disease carriers and they are eaten in many countries. As far as giving them to snakes for food goes, I cannot fathom why you would sacrifice an intelligent, cute, and useful pet to a pet that is honestly stupid, ugly, and useless in comparison. You can get walking harnesses for ferrets, dogs, even cats, etc. If you want to be able to take a rat out of its cage and not worry about losing it, a harness is a good idea. I have also had a bird, and I have to say it was annoying that I couldn't take him outside or even out of his cage if he wasn't clipped because he could hurt himself or get lost. Harnesses for rats=logical and useful...
Shelta957 13
^Ass
vodkaandpillows 1
What an asshole. I'd be so pissed.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
I'd be pissed If I were a twig like you!
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Lol dude please eat something. Every time I scroll over this comment I think I keep seeing an anorexic person. At least take picture with shirt on.
tlynne18 0
Omg, I'm so sorry for you :( that's terrible.
Epichearts 2
Your dad can go die in a hole :)
Nashiq 8
pet rats are a tasty snack for pet snake
Mearemoi 14
My friend has a pet rat and it's the cutest thing ever :D Sorry OP, your dad is an asshole. I wouldn't invite him over to your house anymore if you get new pet rats/another pet.
shayrocko 1
I'd kill over my ratties, so I feel you're pain.