upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
madisonbubch
Vine Grove, United States
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
omgjessp
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Where'd you go?
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Sam
Salt Lake City, United States
LET ME IN!
Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Thanks Fred
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Thanks Raymond
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Tough guy
Goodbye Rémy…
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Anonymous
Overveen, Netherlands
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Brain_fart
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Look what the cat dragged in.
TelephoneChoir 10
Maybe he'll control you by your hair and make you a famous chef?
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Comments (23)
MisterKnowItAll 15
He better be paying rent.
Tarlachia 33
I think the bigger question is, did the cat let the rat out of the bag, or did the rat let the cat out of the bag?
RichardPencil 32
Look what the cat dragged in.
Savagephy 17
Try to get the cat to kill it or mouse traps and food might work but be brave op thing of it as jerry the mouse.
elk17 7
Rat repellent helps
Agrith 19
I've had a cat bring a baby rabbit into the house. Luckily she dropped it in the bathroom and I shut the door before it escaped.
xercister 19
Rats!?!?!?!?!
TelephoneChoir 10
Maybe he'll control you by your hair and make you a famous chef?
missa8604 26
Ugh- gross. But! The good news is your cat caught the rat before so he should be able to catch it again! I hope...
OhPuhleeze 23
Where's the YDI button when you need one?
Arashikage 18
I don't see why OP deserves it
JETarchitect 32
do you not understand the concept of this website/app or are you blind or something? because they actually do have a YDI button and you can press it instead of letting us all know via comment
my2centsworth 15
Actually, this one has "your life sucks" or "this could've happened to me"