Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
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Aedus 6
Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?
So2011 4
Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.
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Comments (111)
pabstblueribbon 0
what a jackass, sounds like something my dad would do, you can give him step by step instructions and still **** up shit...I don't get it..
stenny12 1
Why would you walk a rat in the first place...
TurkeySlab 9
You walk your rats?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF O_o
montyj 4
But... rats are vermin... No really, they are responsible for the destruction of crops, and carrying of hundreds of diseases
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Except pet rats are a COMPLETELY different species. :)
heartsoflions 16
this makes me sad. rats are so lovely.
thatsavagecat 12
I'm sorry but rats are not pets?
mattzawesome 28
Not being an asshole here, but do people actually have rats as pets?
shelly1927 20
one time a rat peed on my shoulder
hberri331 18
Omg I'm so so sorry
One_In_Three 24
Time to get those giant pouched rats.