Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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Top comments
fifi125 21
He got them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) Got the DMV looking at himmm
shaaza 16
He hits the flo'! (He hits the flo'!) Next thing you know! Daddy got low low low low low low low low...
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Comments (55)
Tutetheblack 20
big daddy.
vikky538 29
No. Tight daddy
Senseless_487 29
What a dick.
vikky538 29
Most of the guys dont even wear underwear when wearing skinny jeans. If you see the package you have to bleach the eyes. I feel sorry for you OP
gintwinsmoore 20
#35, do you wear skinny jeans? And without underwear?
Drosophila82 18
I'm curious about the venue that he picked to display the sausage and the dingle berries ... Wouldn't a bar scene be more appropriate and also entertain a better outcome!
iamtheprincess21 13
um...eww sorry for you!
jjmack34 15
Hopefully no child was harmed in the process
shemademedoit 20
he thought he was cute ?
sic0211 11
It isn't skin-tight they're yoga pants
irish_lad 16
Skinny jeans are tight as ****
Evil_Jester 17
No self respecting man wears skinny jean....