smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Gas giant
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
RectalSteve
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Workplace woes
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
TMI
Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML
blech
Edmonton, Canada
Digging it
Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML
whatashame
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mortifying
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
Top comments
NotGabe 28
That's true love.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Pass the brain bleach.
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Comments (48)
raysmith121 10
Knocking. Try it.
trollcrusher 17
Given the weird occurrences posted here on FML, I wouldn't necessarily assume this was happening behind closed doors. But even if OP did something to slightly deserve it... I wouldn't say anybody deserves this.
NotGabe 28
That's true love.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Pass the brain bleach.
jenjen2633 17
More like F your dads life
noah_1234 24
I have a feeling it was supposed to be a private conversation. try knocking
Nilorak 24
Maybe the door was opened?
amadeclton 27
That's repulsive, but at the same time I want a relationship that close.
ecamp12 15
No child should ever have to witness that...
xx000o 27
That is something I would not even share with God.
Queensland 27
at least your parents are close... maybe a little too close... but still close.
MandieL 27
I don't think you can be too close to your partner. OPs dad needed help with his rash, that he couldn't see, so his loving wife helped him. It's part of being in a loving and comfortable relationship, these things come up once in a while.
absorbed 12
They're married.. They're supposed to be close. There's no such thing as "too close" when you're married.
chaseafterwind82 29
Dear god, are your eyes in a shock induced coma?
Diablitos 11
"What has been seen cannot be unseen"